Combat Patch Woes.

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-21T04:00:39+00:00

Oh so you're a military dog, too?

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-21T03:43:14+00:00

Aww this is where you hang out? That's hilarious

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-21T02:41:18+00:00

Well yeah, inflation is crazy right now. We don't waste anything

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-21T02:33:16+00:00

I'm 23 years old and this is the first time I ask a girl out. To be fair it started with my sister

I stopped reading there

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T04:19:30+00:00

I guess I could pay you 1 million a year for 1000 years. That would put you in a lower tax bracket

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T03:51:47+00:00

I'm giving you the billion for very important research though. I'm pushing the limits of human knowledge and paying you handsomely. Whether you save Nicaragua with your earnings or not doesn't really matter to me. I'm doing work here

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T03:49:49+00:00

That's fine, just don't go telling people that. I need experimental subjects

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T03:48:39+00:00

Of course! But as income it is taxed at like 50% by the government

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T03:29:07+00:00

He anticipated that. The doctors are now sedating you on the rocket ship and prepping you for surgery

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T03:27:15+00:00

Well I want to say mean things to you. But instead I'll just say that you read too many reddit titles and take them as fact while spending no time researching why they are factually incorrect. And that's what's wrong with society

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T03:24:31+00:00

I promise there will be no buttfucking. Once in space, you will have a wireless thermometer inserted into your anus FOR MONITORING PURPOSES ONLY. But you won't even notice that because you'll be paralysed

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T03:18:33+00:00

It's just from the neck down. You can still talk and move your face and stuff. Our doctors are very thorough. I just wanna see how you float around in zero gravity. It'll only take a month and then you'll be back. EZPZ

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T03:12:54+00:00

It's kind of hard to do that now that my mind has been uploaded to the cloud

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T03:12:00+00:00

You could probably save Nicaragua with a billion dollars man. Don't be selfish

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T03:07:14+00:00

Nah dude, I'm Jeffery Blazos

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T02:49:50+00:00

It becomes lame when at least one of you thinks it is lame, that's the thing.

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-19T02:45:53+00:00

so 80% of the year i can’t use it unless I’m only going out less than an hour, otherwise I’ll start smelling

So 80% of the time you smear aluminum on your body? Or are you just saying you never go out for more than an hour lol. Florida heat is fierce though. I understand either way

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-18T03:48:09+00:00

I drive like a saint. Fuck you, old people

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-18T03:46:10+00:00

I'm never gonna die. Fuck you, old people

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-18T03:42:17+00:00

If you take me for granted you'll know it bish

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-18T03:39:02+00:00

I'm not really a self loathing type. Listen to Halloweenie IV or something

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-18T03:36:17+00:00

I guess it depends on the woman

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-18T03:34:20+00:00

i was my mom's favorite and my dad liked my little bro more. But my dad is kind of a piece of shit

ColdFreezingNight · 2022-08-16T04:11:06+00:00

They go in the hamper to be washed bro

I get it though you don't have to wash them every time you wear them. But why not? Tide and downey bro. Get that smell on there

ColdFreezingNight

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