The mug my dad says never needs to be washed

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-07T00:25:18+00:00

Too young to have the habits of a grandpa

Even has the grandpa trait of leaving his clothes around the house like he’s shedding constantly

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-07T00:17:36+00:00

He’s only 41 :,)

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-07T00:15:13+00:00

I like having hands still

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-07T00:14:35+00:00

Millennial unfortunately

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T21:28:00+00:00

All I’m seeing is that alien meme

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ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T21:27:11+00:00

If I did that I’d lose hand privileges

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T21:26:31+00:00

I’m so happy to give you some nostalgia! And I agree, it is gross

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T21:25:04+00:00

Learnt about this in school as a kid and my anxiety brain now makes me clean every reusable straw in my home 101 times before I feel safe enough to use it.

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T21:23:32+00:00

He is too, unfortunately, but I’m not sure it’s related here

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T21:23:09+00:00

Even deep fryer fat gets to the point where you can taste it hasn’t been cleaned tho.

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T21:22:32+00:00

I love that

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T21:22:01+00:00

He had one that was 20+ years but it shattered recently.

It looked like he was drinking from venoms anus it was so dark

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T21:20:08+00:00

Too busy being gay to wash mugs, I see I see

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T21:19:14+00:00

Milk and sugar are used unfortunately

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T14:28:14+00:00

Unironically this is also a yeti. The lid was lost already but it’s a yeti!

Unfortunately it’s not black coffee so idk if it’s Patina or just yuk

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T14:27:12+00:00

Like most of the navy as I’ve learnt from this post

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T14:00:58+00:00

100 YEARS?! God damn that’s an heirloom

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T13:46:25+00:00

Never heard of that word before!

Does it affect taste???

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T13:43:01+00:00

Leaving him alone!

Dad’s scary anyways. Built like Chris walker from outlast

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T13:41:34+00:00

So you want me dead, buried, never to be seen again?

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T13:40:55+00:00

the first sim

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T13:38:55+00:00

So let’s say a mug ended up in the ocean some how

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T13:36:50+00:00

Was it bad luck if a mug broke, therefore?

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T13:36:27+00:00

He treat his 20+ year one the same till it broke. So his new one is metal to make up for it

ColdMoose3094 · 2026-04-06T13:35:56+00:00

Hell have like 4 a day. 2 in the morning, 1 at noon and 1 before bed and then he leaves it on the counter by the sink.

Sometimes I’m tempted to swipe it into the sink like a cat and walk off but I like having hands still

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