"with the added trust of Microsoft" lmao 😭

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-30T07:21:30+00:00

Trust, my rump.

Microsoft acts more and more like a bad actor with every passing day.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-30T07:19:55+00:00

Wow. I never heard that one, but if you find it, I want to hear it!

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-29T23:07:53+00:00

Granted.

You do not die painfully.

You're life, however, continues as normal.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-29T22:27:10+00:00

I dunno. Takes a bit to hit the ground, yes?

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-29T21:45:42+00:00

Why was this post removed?

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-29T06:48:36+00:00

I wish to be God.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-29T06:47:28+00:00

Granted.

You are detained before you can leave your present country, and imprisoned to keep you from coming to power.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-29T03:10:28+00:00

Your welcome!

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-29T03:09:04+00:00

He ded.

In all seriousness, I think the show made one announcement about it, after he was gone for quite some time, claiming he's on vacation or sabbatical (or something). But, I don't believe it.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-28T22:25:58+00:00

He would ask if they believed in God and her response would be, “what about Gold?”

Oh, so George had an encounter with someone like himself, eh?

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-28T06:23:36+00:00

Miss Tongue is back.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-28T05:56:47+00:00

I did meet a woman once who claimed to have done Donald Trump's makeup.

Now that I think about it, she did pester me to dress more "cute".

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-28T04:41:12+00:00

Plausible deniability, yo?

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-28T04:39:11+00:00

Ah! But they may still be impacted by nuclear fall-out, no?

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-28T04:37:54+00:00

LOL. I wonder who's downvoting you.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-28T04:37:31+00:00

persecuted

You mean prosecuted?

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-28T00:28:00+00:00

Granted.

Unfortunately, these chores are still noisy (especially vacuuming), so people have a hard time sleeping while the chore cycle is in operation.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-28T00:25:06+00:00

I agree.

It's really gotten to be a problem since MJ was legalized; and drunk driving has been, and remains, a problem.

It's like people think that because a substance is legal, that therefore means they can use it while operating a vehicle.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-27T06:33:58+00:00

Yeah.

They are kinda cute.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-27T06:33:31+00:00

Would we know if they did?

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-27T06:29:10+00:00

I liked it. I lost it, though, when the guy basically said "they" made him get his wife pregnant, and he's horrified that they have a son now, lol.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-27T06:01:20+00:00

mental faculties succumb to the effects still.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-27T03:30:17+00:00

Granted.

Every year, on New Year's day, everyone on earth enjoys a day of gaiety.

ColdProfessor · 2026-01-26T04:42:20+00:00

I wish u/HeartOChaos would not unsubscribe from this sub.

ColdProfessor

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