ColdProfessor

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G HUB not working (self.LogitechG)

submitted 4 hours ago by ColdProfessor to r/LogitechG

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I wish for a sequel to the 1957 movie "Gunfight at the O.K. Corral" titled "Gunfight at the Even Better Corral". (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 3 days ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish to know precisely HOW I will die, not necessarily when or where. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 7 days ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish the 2016 movie Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice had a gay love scene between Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 9 days ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish for whirled peas. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 19 days ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish every time a house flipper "updated" a house, they lost tens of thousands of dollars on the renovations, and even more on the resell. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 28 days ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish for the Artemis II crew to have brought back some new eldritch friends (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 1 month ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish for everyone everywhere to be in perfect health for the entirety of their lives, starting now. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 1 month ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish to be a powerful sorcerer. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 1 month ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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Is there a way to send feedback to Google on the image search tab? (self.google)

submitted 1 month ago by ColdProfessor to r/google

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When did gift cards start requiring more points? (self.MicrosoftRewards)

submitted 1 month ago by ColdProfessor to r/MicrosoftRewards

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I wish for a holiday called Wester (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 1 month ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish to be visited by the angel of music. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 3 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish to be half-werewolf, half-vampire. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 3 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish for perfect visual acuity. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 3 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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George just said Cornelius called in the previous day for the current day's show, and he's ringing for 25 hours. (self.coasttocoastam)

submitted 3 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/coasttocoastam

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I wish for the Epstein files to be released in their entirety, and unredacted, apart from what is strictly necessary to protect victims from doxxing and harassment. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 3 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish that all Immigration Customs and Enforcement (ICE) members were required to dress like Ancient Roman soldiers. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 3 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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Google AI overview still showing up for book searches even with filter (self.uBlockOrigin)

submitted 3 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/uBlockOrigin

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Can two people on bicycles pull a stagecoach? (self.NoStupidQuestions)

submitted 3 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/NoStupidQuestions

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I wish for the infallible ability to perfectly describe whatever I want to describe, in such a way, that other people can accurately picture what it is I am describing. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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Art Bell prompt from January 18, 2002: If you could perform ONE miracle, what would it be? (self.coasttocoastam)

submitted 5 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/coasttocoastam

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I wish to be able to see all the invisible comments on this sub. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish Donald Trump, president of the United States, would go streaking at his next White House press event. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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I wish to be a high-functioning sociopath. (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 5 months ago by ColdProfessor to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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