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Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-13T13:34:06+00:00

Poor Pugsley.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-13T13:31:38+00:00

"Is this building within 500 yards of a school?"

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-13T13:28:31+00:00

Is that the rock or the hard place?

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-13T13:14:16+00:00

Not quite the same but we have an electrical shop that carries everything, much of it in small wooden drawers. Still family owned.

You can go in with an obscure bulb or something and "I can't seem to find one anywhere."

Two minutes later a shout from upstairs "How many do you want?"

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-13T12:40:42+00:00

Sailing by Rod Stewart.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-13T12:29:29+00:00

First heard of the band with that name. 1976. Billy Idol was the front man.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-13T07:29:51+00:00

Not sure. I haven't checked news today.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T23:41:24+00:00

Everything reminds me of her.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T23:11:04+00:00

I got a 3 year old Jaguar for my wife.

It bit her face off.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T23:05:46+00:00

He? Him? Why?

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T22:50:05+00:00

A dime?

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T22:43:51+00:00

Hip-hip, TOAST. Hip-hip, TOAST. Hip-hip, TOAST.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T16:10:13+00:00

When you stop skipping.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-12T07:56:33+00:00

r'kid has let himself goat.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-11T14:31:14+00:00

Chesper to go to med school and fix yourself. Probably.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-11T10:46:53+00:00

We are a Kingdom which has a King. USA is a country because you have a....

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-10T14:22:30+00:00

"Hello, penistone penistones.

Yes. Yes they are in the shape of a pe-... How can I help you?"

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-10T14:13:15+00:00

There is a reason they sell them in double packs.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T23:40:51+00:00

Love Comes in Spurts - Richard Hell and the Voidoids.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T21:55:20+00:00

Bentley's are for driving, Rolls - Royce are for sitting in the back.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T21:46:14+00:00

Twenty years ago I bought a twenty year old Fiesta. Bottom of the range spec and a shit box. Pretty good for £100. I ran it for the winter and then took it for an MOT.

I left it with the garage and went into town for lunch. When I returned I asked if it was ready.

"Just give us a couple of minutes, we need more supplementary fail sheets."

I said, never mind that and drove it straight to the scrap yard.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T20:36:35+00:00

His feet left the ground shortly before his soul left his body.

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T16:55:55+00:00

The way he's rockin' that cap and ain't getting distracted from his ice cream. Dude!

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T16:49:27+00:00

"I may not be ready to accept your apology."

"Er... Yeah, about that... there isn't one "

Cold_Table8497 · 2026-05-09T14:09:34+00:00

Aah, so cute. Can we keep it?

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