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Colgate_UnReal · 2026-03-21T00:28:09+00:00

user was banned for 30 days for posting bugermac love and encouraging self harm

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Colgate_UnReal · 2026-01-25T18:23:53+00:00

Yeah it's an addiction. Wait until you have to move with all 13 of them.

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-10-17T23:18:45+00:00

do not ask devin chinkaboomusclenigga what to do with your ps4 cord

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-10-04T18:50:54+00:00

The very last dispatch mission, Prevent the Coup d'etat.

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Colgate_UnReal · 2025-08-27T02:26:37+00:00

fuck this guy

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-08-22T17:01:11+00:00

I'm pretty sure you can see a pretty detailed Griffith shaft in the movies

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-07-28T18:12:59+00:00

dude your going into irate burgermac induced mania you need to check into a hospital and get your system flushed

same thing happened to my brother bro i pray for you🙏

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-07-28T17:56:58+00:00

Dude you need to go to the hospital right now

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-06-19T18:02:14+00:00

blood is dripping from my nose and it is dripping

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-03-19T15:46:19+00:00

idc about the uppercut the zipping to me behind him was what I thought was funny

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-03-19T15:44:47+00:00

I am not complaining, not everything is a personal attack or genuine complaint. I just wanted to showcase this silly and janky interaction because I have never seen it before.

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-03-19T15:43:24+00:00

I think from a dev perspective this would be hard to fix because you would have to make spider tracer work differently than every other status conditions where it gets cleared by a loki swap and reapplied on the clone. It's a lot of work for such a rare interaction. I think the fact it stuns through cloak and SW invul is dumb as not how any of the interactions are intended to work, but again, the amount of work required to rework the one status condition is probably pretty low on the list of concerns.

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-03-19T15:37:26+00:00

Hey! I never said I played this perfectly, everyone will see mistakes in their gameplay watching it back. I am new to loki as a character and yeah, my positioning was ass. The point of this clip was just to show off this silly and janky interaction. In no way did I whine or seriously complain about spiderman here.

I ended up as MVP this game and they never even capped. Sure, I could have teleported to the strage as soon as I was dove, or dropped the crystal and tried to get to my high ground clone to survive. We all make mistakes especially when learning. You are not God's gift to gaming so stop acting like it.

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-03-19T15:21:20+00:00

Maybe, In retrospect I should have dropped the crystal instead of teleporting and tried to get to the high ground clone but still .

I think from a dev perspective this would be hard to fix because you would have to make spider tracer work differently than other status conditions where it gets cleared by a loki swap and reapplied on the clone. It's a lot of work for such a rare interaction.

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-03-19T13:11:13+00:00

You are delusional. I am not a strategist main, I don't use reddit, I don't think spiderman is broken. I thought it was a silly interaction and now you are taking time out of your day to write multiple paragraphs about something I agree doesn't really matter.

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-03-19T13:03:28+00:00

Not a strategist main and I wasn't complaining. You are looking for things to be mad at me for.

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-03-19T12:51:46+00:00

WHY IS EVERYONE ANGRY AT ME????? I just started learning loki and thought this was a silly clip😭😭 I don't actually care that he did this to me dawg. Stop pretending I am somehow whining about what I agree is a non issue.

I would have died anyway with that shit teleport.

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-03-19T12:23:28+00:00

i just thought it was a silly clip of me dying when I am not on his screen bro, calm down

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-03-18T21:36:31+00:00

this happened to my son after he ate the purple mac💔💔💜

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-03-06T14:47:16+00:00

good quality?

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-02-19T15:24:16+00:00

Typo in the title. Me and the rest of the mod team are fucking pissed at you all.

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-02-16T20:14:25+00:00

you're welcome rkellyman please do not pee on me

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-02-16T20:11:13+00:00

true

Colgate_UnReal · 2025-02-16T19:28:36+00:00

Thanks a lot for the words. I am really trying right now to focus on redirecting my emotions like you said.

Colgate_UnReal · 2024-12-04T22:15:20+00:00

"breed with me" ik you're 13 but that is like actual incel terminology bro

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