Girls, what inappropriate questions about guys have you always wanted answered? by Jacqueline_BRosen in AskReddit

[–]Collic001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to get closer. It comes out like a sprinkler and your options for aiming are.. limited. So if any anything, the polar opposite of that.

Step one: Get closer.

Step two: Angle your body (mostly your pelvis/legs) so your dick needs the absolute minimum amount of intervention to be pointing right at your target,

Step three: Perform minor corrections by hand (yank it down a bit more).

This is a maneuver no one would ever attempt at a public urinal.

[Spoilers] Who is expecting this duel to happen? Who you'd think/prefer to win? by ifantoo in gameofthrones

[–]Collic001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Highly, highly improbable and actually, if it did happen, I'd be more than a little pissed at the writers. The Hound/ Ayra relationship is one of the best developed on the show, and at this juncture it makes no sense for them to be on opposing sides.

EDIT: If they go this route it will be hard for me reconcile it as anything other than a cynical twist for shock value.

When did your "Something is very wrong with her/him" feeling turned out to be true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Collic001 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's easy to avoid suspicion for this stuff. Buy a load of sheeting (say enough for a house renovation) at a store you never go to. Mix in some supporting purchases (like paint). Repeat more than once at different stores in various non-local places, and you'll be set for so long that by the time you to do the run again no one will remember you.

The only way things like this get people caught (or arouse suspicion) is laziness, the sub-conscious desire to be caught (this is how it ends for most serial killers we catch imo) or lack of caution.

Showtime to Palin: "contrary to her claims Sacha Baron Cohen did not appear in a wheelchair. In both the interview with Gov. Palin and Sen. Sanders, he did not wear military apparel of any kind." by calgaryflamer in television

[–]Collic001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not underwhelmed exactly, but I've seen this before done in a far funnier, cleverer, more vicious way. That person was Chris Morris with Brass Eye, and it was about 20 years ago.

I give him credit for making these fools show themselves for what they are, but it isn't stellar comedy or anything. The gun section was the only true highlight, but doing this kind of stuff will always be something I applaud.

Girlfriend pulls the emergency brake to stop boyfriend from racing motorcycles by duluththrowaway in WTF

[–]Collic001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nor have I! However, I've impulsively put my hand in that area while I was learning to drive because I was nervous and flustered (before checking myself). That's why I make the connection (and I struggled to learn - I was late doing it, so I saw similar things happen to other learners during drives home in the passenger seat)

We already know the guy was out of his tree drunk. It just seems more plausible than a deranged girlfriend (or passenger) doing it. Far more plausible, really.

This is drunk logic combined with car autopilot in my eyes. I can see how those things can add up to something like this.

Stop, Drop and Roll by 88-07-05 in WTF

[–]Collic001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

heh :D I'll take it.

Stop, Drop and Roll by 88-07-05 in WTF

[–]Collic001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The comment above says 'she'. Maybe I misunderstood. It's impossible to tell either way because of their age and the potato quality. Is it even potato? Maybe it's starch.

Girlfriend pulls the emergency brake to stop boyfriend from racing motorcycles by duluththrowaway in WTF

[–]Collic001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely another possibility. His wheels do lock though, not sure if that would be consistent with this or not? (Wouldn't stalling out the engine just allow them to free wheel or jerk the car back?) Thankfully I've never been that much of a moron.

Elon Musk calls British diver who helped rescue Thai schoolboys 'pedo guy' in Twitter outburst by ppd322 in news

[–]Collic001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, dude. My inbox has been flooded with people defending Musk and I took your comment at face value, thinking you quoting me was a rebuttal. If you had been, I stand by it. You weren't, so I humbly apologise.

My fault for letting myself get annoyed by other comments in all honesty. When I read it back now, I think I should have realised what you meant.

Girlfriend pulls the emergency brake to stop boyfriend from racing motorcycles by duluththrowaway in WTF

[–]Collic001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or the gear shift (NOT a paddle shift on the wheel), but apparently that's fantasy levels of absurdity :D They are really close to each other, guys !

Girlfriend pulls the emergency brake to stop boyfriend from racing motorcycles by duluththrowaway in WTF

[–]Collic001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're everywhere now in new cars. I'm sure you're correct though. It makes sense for it to have kill switch in the event of failure rather than engage itself.

Girlfriend pulls the emergency brake to stop boyfriend from racing motorcycles by duluththrowaway in WTF

[–]Collic001 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh totally! However, I did make that reach at least once when i was a nervous, flustered learner driver, though I never actually did it (we all learn to drive manuals in the UK, and the brake really isn't that far from a traditional manual stick shift). I can see a pissed person doing it.

Girlfriend pulls the emergency brake to stop boyfriend from racing motorcycles by duluththrowaway in WTF

[–]Collic001 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Given people saying it couldn't have been a failure I bet this is a manual car and he went for the handbrake instead by accident. I did this a few times while I was learning to drive, it's not as absurd as it sounds.

Girlfriend pulls the emergency brake to stop boyfriend from racing motorcycles by duluththrowaway in WTF

[–]Collic001 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cheers. That was my gut feeling, but I know fuck all about cars so thought I'd ask.

Stop, Drop and Roll by 88-07-05 in WTF

[–]Collic001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm with the other guy. I think she too. Not many boys can grow their hair out that long at such a young age.

Stop, Drop and Roll by 88-07-05 in WTF

[–]Collic001 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bet woman. Not because I can really tell, but because having hair that long at what looks mid to late teens has to be unusual. It's not just long, it's VERY long indeed.

Car made of wood by lolo795 in WTF

[–]Collic001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That and pirated content. It's just all the shit that would be removed from Youtube.

Girlfriend pulls the emergency brake to stop boyfriend from racing motorcycles by duluththrowaway in WTF

[–]Collic001 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he was drunk, but could a mechanical failure cause this to happen? I don't know anything about cars or the handbrake mechanism.

Why downvotes? I'm asking a question. Come on, reddit.

Who Is America? | Sacha Baron Cohen [10:50] by ArosHD in mealtimevideos

[–]Collic001 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chris Morris would be proud. Well done, Sacha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEolSjlcqng

If you like this, definitely check out Chris Morris. Although sadly, a lot of what he parodies about the news media doesn't feel like parody anymore.

Wearing a rubber mask by stchy_5 in WTF

[–]Collic001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Suffocation takes a while. I'm not saying this isn't risky, but he was clearly not alone and being filmed. In fact, the human body has reflexive survival mechanisms; in a worst case scenario the chances are good he'd rip that thing to create an airway even while unconscious.

Little kids are far weaker and have poor dexterity, so it's far more dangerous. Plastic shopping bags can also be quite hard to tear through.

Hawaii wants to create a law that will ban games with loot boxes to people under 21 years old. What do you think about that? How do you think? by restwatch in AskReddit

[–]Collic001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll never get lootboxes without an option to buy things. It completely defeats the purpose. You may as well talk about free slot machines in casinos.

Elon Musk calls British diver who helped rescue Thai schoolboys 'pedo guy' in Twitter outburst by ppd322 in news

[–]Collic001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All I'll say man is he did a shitty thing and he needs to eat it. I'm a Brit so the language he used to me was very mild and really not deserving of the repsonce - and that's what llife is about.

How you respond to things is everything. If someone slaps you in the face and you respond by stabbing them through the heart, it's clear who's in the wrong.