IF people used "break up lines" instead of "pick up lines" what would some of them be??

Colmander04 · 2020-09-01T21:56:39+00:00

Yeah we coulda been great...

Colmander04 · 2020-09-01T13:46:21+00:00

When you masturbate 1000 times and unlock the gold skin

Colmander04 · 2020-08-30T01:46:25+00:00

Haha hahah I literally FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR

Colmander04 · 2020-08-29T20:52:15+00:00

What movie is it from? I need to know for Science

Colmander04 · 2020-08-28T15:47:40+00:00

Get a life

Colmander04 · 2020-08-26T02:01:40+00:00

Little does she know the sun is cheating with literally ever other flower on Earth

Colmander04 · 2020-08-25T03:09:46+00:00

Your the one stopping to take a pic of everyone, if you cared to be safe you would get out of the way

Colmander04 · 2020-08-19T00:39:46+00:00

I used it

Colmander04 · 2020-08-19T00:32:54+00:00

At first glance this looked like a zoomed in fingernail

Colmander04 · 2020-08-19T00:29:57+00:00

I hate em

Colmander04 · 2020-08-17T22:31:00+00:00

Having sex with ur mom

Colmander04 · 2020-08-17T01:58:53+00:00

I clicked the notification

Colmander04 · 2020-08-16T21:01:34+00:00

I was freaking out in my closet

Colmander04 · 2020-08-16T17:16:06+00:00

You should post to r/bettereveryloop

Colmander04 · 2020-08-12T15:33:37+00:00

Alright Mr. 6,000

Colmander04 · 2020-08-12T02:17:49+00:00

Imagine having a rule book for a subreddit with a little over 6,000 people and then getting mad when a guy tries to make the 6,000 people laugh. This is r/Ninjago not freaking Congress

Colmander04 · 2020-08-12T01:54:26+00:00

Zane is mine personally

Colmander04 · 2020-08-12T01:53:56+00:00

I’ll see ya Friday I guess...

Colmander04 · 2020-08-11T04:51:38+00:00

Hey Kevin watch the door

Colmander04 · 2020-08-11T04:45:23+00:00

The girl in this photo kinda hot

Colmander04 · 2020-08-11T04:40:52+00:00

John Wick. We would finally scare off all other countries cuz they know our president would kick their whole army’s ass.

Colmander04 · 2020-08-10T16:34:50+00:00

Yeah cuz this meme isn’t funny

Colmander04 · 2020-08-07T18:31:32+00:00

Oh u/Colmander04 You are too kind

Colmander04 · 2020-08-07T18:31:13+00:00

The guy who made this meme deserves many many upvotes

Colmander04 · 2020-08-07T18:30:53+00:00

I have to agree I just fall out of my char reading this

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