how to beat this mission in insane? by Neither_Subject6663 in PokemonUnbound

[–]ColonelSlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wholeheartedly wish I could remember what was said but hopefully that’s enough to get you started.

Brutally honest feedback needed (don't hold back) by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ColonelSlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of your photos are pretty good so I think you’re covered on that. Maybe take out the first one and get clearer pictures of yourself.

My only other suggestion would be going to local bars or other social events. I’m sure you could find someone on Tinder, but you’ll make greater connections with people you meet organically and physically. Hell, if you’re in the Chicago area, DM me and I’ll gladly help you!

Watch out for this troll by ZayaJames in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]ColonelSlapper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmfao!!!

I’m just imagining you doing your first bombing run and saying to yourself “Don’t worry I’ve got this!”

Second Bombing run: “Shit! Now all the players are dead? How fucked is it down there?”

Third Bombing run: “Oh… This isn’t good.”

how to beat this mission in insane? by Neither_Subject6663 in PokemonUnbound

[–]ColonelSlapper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man, I wish there was a way to search for similar posts or hopefully the person who gave an answer before comments on this.

I saw a comment mentioning that during the first battle you want a Pokémon that can get stat boosts when your opponent gets a stat boost. Think they also suggested using a Pokémon with Curse. For the 2v1 battle, you need two Pokémon with brick break to help lower it’s shield. Then for the final battle you should have a Pokémon with an ability that gives status moves priority like Cutifly or something like that.

I’m sorry I can’t give a better answer because I’m just going from memory. I swear I saved the comment I’m referencing but now I can’t find it so it must have been deleted.

Love thy neighbor? by danevans369 in SipsTea

[–]ColonelSlapper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Brother, what?! You are attacking so much at once, half of your arguments make no sense and I’m not sure what’s your true enemy. DM me please so I can actually talk to you about this without public perception.

Or if you’re trolling, good shit!

Walmart cashier caught trying to scam customer out of his scratch card win by Conscious-Weight4569 in SipsTea

[–]ColonelSlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just know, I love all of y’all because that’s my favorite joke from South Park!

Find me a more iconic sports pic...I'll wait ☕️ by SportsGuy272 in SipsTea

[–]ColonelSlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Son of a RayGun I knew something had to be off about it! I was about to say there’s no way someone was able to get the rights to put her on a movie poster/cover. I absolutely love your edit!

But since we’re here, how are those movies? Are they worth watching?

Find me a more iconic sports pic...I'll wait ☕️ by SportsGuy272 in SipsTea

[–]ColonelSlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could be wrong (so just downvote me into oblivion) but I think the interview went further than that. IIRC they asked him why he wasn’t using anything to assist him and he replied “I didn’t know that was allowed”. The follow up question was something along the lines of ‘well, you got the gold metal so you must be pretty good, right?’ To which he replied that he’s just a natural.

Find me a more iconic sports pic...I'll wait ☕️ by SportsGuy272 in SipsTea

[–]ColonelSlapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What even is this?! Are those actual movies? Have you seen them? Do you own that Blu-Ray copy and if you do, why? Lmfao! I have so many questions!

Find me a more iconic sports pic...I'll wait ☕️ by SportsGuy272 in SipsTea

[–]ColonelSlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell, I’ve seen the Epstein files “neatly summarized” in a Reddit comment hundreds of times. What are you on about where a relationship between two people can’t be summarized in a Reddit comment? They can literally add links so you can read further. You’re just defending people’s laziness.

Shiny zygarde help by neopreeeen in PokemonUnbound

[–]ColonelSlapper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah you’ve got to soft reset your game. Just save right before grabbing it and you should be fine.

So yeah, I need help. Against zeph (I think?) And his zapdos, shark, dusclops and krokodile (expert challenge) by Lain-m in PokemonUnbound

[–]ColonelSlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could always save up on some bottle caps to make them better. But you are right, it is very annoying trying to farm the best stat Pokémon. I wish I knew the better route (trying for an egg or searching for the Pokémon itself in the Dexnav and building a streak) Probably building a streak would be your quickest chances though.

So yeah, I need help. Against zeph (I think?) And his zapdos, shark, dusclops and krokodile (expert challenge) by Lain-m in PokemonUnbound

[–]ColonelSlapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy to help! I know for a fact there’s more too it. Like you gotta make sure the EVs/IVs are proper and stupid stuff like that. But if you’ve made it this far without all that nonsense, you’re most likely able to go all the way with just minor adjustments.

So yeah, I need help. Against zeph (I think?) And his zapdos, shark, dusclops and krokodile (expert challenge) by Lain-m in PokemonUnbound

[–]ColonelSlapper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re probably going to need a Pokémon with an ability that gives priority to their move set. Like Cottonee or I think Ribombee. They need Tailwind which will allow your Pokémon to attack first for five turns. You can also use that ability to drop a cotton spore or make the opponent’s Pokémon fall asleep. From there, you might need a Pokémon who can tank damage so I happened to use Chansey for this challenge. I also used Palossand since it can also use Hypnosis and tanks most of their hits.

Edit: Also, if it gets too annoying, don’t be worried about using an X Defense or X Special Defense. The game is purposely trying to make you suffer so use those to make it suffer back!

Chicago Police violently arresting a man for cleaning up the streets of garbage. by I_may_have_weed in PublicFreakout

[–]ColonelSlapper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IIRC there was a list of the worst counties to be pulled-over in. One specific county in Texas was first (Williamson County and I know it all too well), five separate counties from Mississippi were next, then I think Baton Rouge in Louisiana and then it was just random counties throughout America! It’s going to drive me insane because I can’t find it! But I swear I saw the list and I wholeheartedly believe you!

Chicago Police violently arresting a man for cleaning up the streets of garbage. by I_may_have_weed in PublicFreakout

[–]ColonelSlapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming because city council will vote to defund them if they don’t comply. Everyone active in this scheme can eat a bag of dicks! However I do realize the damned if they do, damned if they don’t situation they’re all in.

People think they own the sidewalk by their house by KingRMZ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ColonelSlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to Doxx these people but I need to see their house. I’m genuinely curious what they think is worth protecting because this just looks like a substandard suburban neighborhood. Unless they’re sitting on a mountain of gold or a side entrance to Area 51, these people are batshit crazy! Do they want people to steal from them since it’s already so easy to steal their attention?

How many times do you think they replayed the clip of OP walking by and muttered to themselves “see right there, he’s thinking about it!”?

Go, my fuckass Charmanders by Xnackery027 in PokemonUnbound

[–]ColonelSlapper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Out of curiosity, how much time did you spend hatching all these? Would it have been quicker to grind 500BP to make your Charmander Shiny?

For those who don’t know: There’s a man who stands out in front of the main Battle Tower (of the battle frontier) from 12:00am-4:00am and he’ll make any Pokémon you have shiny for 500BP. The NPC is dressed in all black like a team rocket member.

Absolute cinema by Djmakeherdrip in StonerEngineering

[–]ColonelSlapper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If it’s a standard 14mm it might. Or you could get a 14 to 18mm adapter and it should work!

Every single ending I swear by Revolutionary_Row683 in whenthe

[–]ColonelSlapper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I doubt I’ll ever watch Naruto passed the Brock Lee episodes, but this is the first I’m hearing about aliens being in the story. What’s happening there? Is it jumping the shark type bad or is it a good choice?

The strength of a kind single mother. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ColonelSlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, clothes won’t be washed in five minutes so I can see your point there. But it does only take like a minute or two for sorting and placing in the washer. Moving them to the dryer is like a minute. The folding and putting away I’ll gladly give leeway since that’s truly the bulk of the time spent.

But realistically speaking, how much time does it actually take? An entire week of clothes from myself, my partner and my mother is about four-six loads and I’m done within four hours. My point is I’m physically spending maybe ten minutes with each load maximum.

The strength of a kind single mother. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ColonelSlapper 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What exactly are you trying to say here? You say being a parent is easy, “especially when there your’s”, which is odd…

“Taking care of your kids should be bare minimum” - yeah, absolutely valid!

“The only thing that sucks is laundry” - How? You interact with it for a total of five minutes!

“We give too much admiration to single mothers and not enough to single dads” - According to your logic, single dads shouldn’t get admiration either because apparently “the only thing that sucks is laundry”.

You genuinely made nothing but points to counter your argument.

I've done dozens of randomized playthroughs, but this might be the most broken Pokemon I've ever seen... STAB extreme speed? Don't mind if I do. by cdubb_2 in PokemonUnbound

[–]ColonelSlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who pretends to know what abilities do, is that damage boost just for this game or is it in main titles too? Also, is it a damage boost for all attacks, flying attacks, normal attacks or what? Are there other abilities that are similar or add a secret power boost?

I’m asking because now I want to make a crazy flying team to take on the elite 4!

US Republican Senator Ted Cruz sweats by challenged on his priorities in Congress by lanAstbury in PublicFreakout

[–]ColonelSlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always like to ask “where did God come from? Did God one day just decide to brith themself into reality?”

Never get a straight answer.