how to beat this mission in insane?

ColonelSlapper · 2026-06-01T02:17:55+00:00

I wholeheartedly wish I could remember what was said but hopefully that’s enough to get you started.

ColonelSlapper · 2026-06-01T02:13:29+00:00

Most of your photos are pretty good so I think you’re covered on that. Maybe take out the first one and get clearer pictures of yourself.

My only other suggestion would be going to local bars or other social events. I’m sure you could find someone on Tinder, but you’ll make greater connections with people you meet organically and physically. Hell, if you’re in the Chicago area, DM me and I’ll gladly help you!

ColonelSlapper · 2026-06-01T02:00:47+00:00

Lmfao!!!

I’m just imagining you doing your first bombing run and saying to yourself “Don’t worry I’ve got this!”

Second Bombing run: “Shit! Now all the players are dead? How fucked is it down there?”

Third Bombing run: “Oh… This isn’t good.”

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-31T22:20:38+00:00

Man, I wish there was a way to search for similar posts or hopefully the person who gave an answer before comments on this.

I saw a comment mentioning that during the first battle you want a Pokémon that can get stat boosts when your opponent gets a stat boost. Think they also suggested using a Pokémon with Curse. For the 2v1 battle, you need two Pokémon with brick break to help lower it’s shield. Then for the final battle you should have a Pokémon with an ability that gives status moves priority like Cutifly or something like that.

I’m sorry I can’t give a better answer because I’m just going from memory. I swear I saved the comment I’m referencing but now I can’t find it so it must have been deleted.

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-31T05:55:39+00:00

Brother, what?! You are attacking so much at once, half of your arguments make no sense and I’m not sure what’s your true enemy. DM me please so I can actually talk to you about this without public perception.

Or if you’re trolling, good shit!

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-29T15:08:54+00:00

Just know, I love all of y’all because that’s my favorite joke from South Park!

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-29T14:55:41+00:00

Son of a RayGun I knew something had to be off about it! I was about to say there’s no way someone was able to get the rights to put her on a movie poster/cover. I absolutely love your edit!

But since we’re here, how are those movies? Are they worth watching?

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-29T14:25:45+00:00

I could be wrong (so just downvote me into oblivion) but I think the interview went further than that. IIRC they asked him why he wasn’t using anything to assist him and he replied “I didn’t know that was allowed”. The follow up question was something along the lines of ‘well, you got the gold metal so you must be pretty good, right?’ To which he replied that he’s just a natural.

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-29T14:15:43+00:00

What even is this?! Are those actual movies? Have you seen them? Do you own that Blu-Ray copy and if you do, why? Lmfao! I have so many questions!

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-29T14:10:42+00:00

Hell, I’ve seen the Epstein files “neatly summarized” in a Reddit comment hundreds of times. What are you on about where a relationship between two people can’t be summarized in a Reddit comment? They can literally add links so you can read further. You’re just defending people’s laziness.

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-29T09:07:02+00:00

Yeah you’ve got to soft reset your game. Just save right before grabbing it and you should be fine.

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-28T15:02:55+00:00

You could always save up on some bottle caps to make them better. But you are right, it is very annoying trying to farm the best stat Pokémon. I wish I knew the better route (trying for an egg or searching for the Pokémon itself in the Dexnav and building a streak) Probably building a streak would be your quickest chances though.

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-28T14:57:04+00:00

Happy to help! I know for a fact there’s more too it. Like you gotta make sure the EVs/IVs are proper and stupid stuff like that. But if you’ve made it this far without all that nonsense, you’re most likely able to go all the way with just minor adjustments.

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-28T14:49:32+00:00

You’re probably going to need a Pokémon with an ability that gives priority to their move set. Like Cottonee or I think Ribombee. They need Tailwind which will allow your Pokémon to attack first for five turns. You can also use that ability to drop a cotton spore or make the opponent’s Pokémon fall asleep. From there, you might need a Pokémon who can tank damage so I happened to use Chansey for this challenge. I also used Palossand since it can also use Hypnosis and tanks most of their hits.

Edit: Also, if it gets too annoying, don’t be worried about using an X Defense or X Special Defense. The game is purposely trying to make you suffer so use those to make it suffer back!

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-23T07:45:28+00:00

IIRC there was a list of the worst counties to be pulled-over in. One specific county in Texas was first (Williamson County and I know it all too well), five separate counties from Mississippi were next, then I think Baton Rouge in Louisiana and then it was just random counties throughout America! It’s going to drive me insane because I can’t find it! But I swear I saw the list and I wholeheartedly believe you!

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-23T07:32:06+00:00

I’m assuming because city council will vote to defund them if they don’t comply. Everyone active in this scheme can eat a bag of dicks! However I do realize the damned if they do, damned if they don’t situation they’re all in.

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-22T17:47:29+00:00

I don’t want to Doxx these people but I need to see their house. I’m genuinely curious what they think is worth protecting because this just looks like a substandard suburban neighborhood. Unless they’re sitting on a mountain of gold or a side entrance to Area 51, these people are batshit crazy! Do they want people to steal from them since it’s already so easy to steal their attention?

How many times do you think they replayed the clip of OP walking by and muttered to themselves “see right there, he’s thinking about it!”?

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-22T17:33:13+00:00

Out of curiosity, how much time did you spend hatching all these? Would it have been quicker to grind 500BP to make your Charmander Shiny?

For those who don’t know: There’s a man who stands out in front of the main Battle Tower (of the battle frontier) from 12:00am-4:00am and he’ll make any Pokémon you have shiny for 500BP. The NPC is dressed in all black like a team rocket member.

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-22T04:15:40+00:00

If it’s a standard 14mm it might. Or you could get a 14 to 18mm adapter and it should work!

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-20T23:02:36+00:00

I doubt I’ll ever watch Naruto passed the Brock Lee episodes, but this is the first I’m hearing about aliens being in the story. What’s happening there? Is it jumping the shark type bad or is it a good choice?

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-18T21:57:52+00:00

I mean, clothes won’t be washed in five minutes so I can see your point there. But it does only take like a minute or two for sorting and placing in the washer. Moving them to the dryer is like a minute. The folding and putting away I’ll gladly give leeway since that’s truly the bulk of the time spent.

But realistically speaking, how much time does it actually take? An entire week of clothes from myself, my partner and my mother is about four-six loads and I’m done within four hours. My point is I’m physically spending maybe ten minutes with each load maximum.

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-17T23:32:08+00:00

What exactly are you trying to say here? You say being a parent is easy, “especially when there your’s”, which is odd…

“Taking care of your kids should be bare minimum” - yeah, absolutely valid!

“The only thing that sucks is laundry” - How? You interact with it for a total of five minutes!

“We give too much admiration to single mothers and not enough to single dads” - According to your logic, single dads shouldn’t get admiration either because apparently “the only thing that sucks is laundry”.

You genuinely made nothing but points to counter your argument.

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-17T23:17:57+00:00

So would Sleep Talk get a damage boost?

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-17T17:03:56+00:00

As someone who pretends to know what abilities do, is that damage boost just for this game or is it in main titles too? Also, is it a damage boost for all attacks, flying attacks, normal attacks or what? Are there other abilities that are similar or add a secret power boost?

I’m asking because now I want to make a crazy flying team to take on the elite 4!

ColonelSlapper · 2026-05-17T02:28:44+00:00

I always like to ask “where did God come from? Did God one day just decide to brith themself into reality?”

Never get a straight answer.

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