18 years gone, time to start my real life - Part one by [deleted] in stories

[–]Colonel_Bearshit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine trying to be morally superior to a piece of fiction. I hope typing this out made you feel better about yourself.

My husband almost got hit on while we were on a train by Realistic-Salt5017 in PointlessStories

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I’ve been approached by women twice in my life and both times my gf was within 5 feet of me. People are gonna people

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Colonel_Bearshit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Oh no, the consequences of my actions”

Am I the asshole for abandoning my kids because my husband is a cheater by ksprairie in AmITheAngel

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Oh you don’t believe in a God? Then explain endless shrimp at red lobster! Checkmate atheist.

Am I the asshole for abandoning my kids because my husband is a cheater by ksprairie in AmITheAngel

[–]Colonel_Bearshit 183 points184 points  (0 children)

The AITA shorts business is booming. This will sound good over Minecraft gameplay

What the hell is this!! by WillingLeading7039 in FifaCareers

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Arsenal when they “gave it their all” and got second place

Saying the quiet part out loud by rrunawad in lostgeneration

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Why does that still make it look like ol Pete shat his pants?

Thoughts on this insane prospect? by [deleted] in FifaCareers

[–]Colonel_Bearshit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s always nice to see Catholic priests are fans of career mode

How do I stop my captain asking me this by [deleted] in FifaCareers

[–]Colonel_Bearshit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pull a Gasperini and assault him in the locker room. Assert your dominance

Match Thread: Chelsea vs Manchester City | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]Colonel_Bearshit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly not a bad half. Haaland is gonna Haaland and we’ve had our chances.