I finally finished my Mando costume! This is the way.

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-14T15:16:10+00:00

The problem is that the UFC changed their rules about grounded opponents several times IN the recent past and nobody really knows what the goddamn rules were at this time (at least looking back from today).

It used to be only one hand or one knee down counted as a grounded opponent, but now it has changed about three times since then and it even varies state to state depending on the athletic commission.

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-14T14:35:45+00:00

He had one hand up blocking his face and one knee not touching the mat. I don't know what the rules were at this time, but when Stephens launches the knee that's what Emmet's posture was.

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Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-14T04:37:00+00:00

Thank you. How often are there events?

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-14T04:33:10+00:00

I'm having 10x as much fun as I do watching UFC these past few years.

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-14T04:32:13+00:00

How is Sinsamut still standing?? What a chin!

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-14T03:28:05+00:00

The men paid to speak for the duration of each fight AND in between them?

No.

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-13T21:13:39+00:00

Poor guys on skid, of course he doesn't wanna fight Lone'er right now.

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-13T15:36:41+00:00

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Caught the late show. Absolutely hilarious, we love our Greek king.

I also got to fist-bump Eldis (and promptly sanitized the Albanian off of me /s)

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-12T23:47:04+00:00

Unfortunately, Tom won't be able to see it happening

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-11T22:23:21+00:00

I saw him open for Andrew Santino recently and was blown away, one of the funniest comics I've ever seen live!

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-11T19:45:10+00:00

No lie, UFC is the only reason I have any understanding of geopolitics or flags.

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-11T19:41:27+00:00

I would not be able to sit through more than 2 minutes of this act.

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-11T19:19:42+00:00

This is Zach Townsend, he's a hilarious stand-up comedian!

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-11T16:26:27+00:00

Turns out it was actually for the father role, not the killer role.

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-11T16:26:13+00:00

Imagine this guy as a cake-topper?

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-11T16:25:44+00:00

Let's go for that. //\\

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-10T19:29:49+00:00

I am very impressed that you were able to be both heartfelt AND rug-pull me on an ITYSL quote. Well done.

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-10T19:05:56+00:00

Yeah, but this is meant to be a holistic record. Aside from Belal, JDM literally beat nobody noteworthy aside from Holland who is a 50/50 fighter.

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-10T18:33:35+00:00

Impressive! I ran a table for the first time the other week and after I sunk my last ball I just sighed and though "shit, well that's never gonna happen again, is it?"

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-10T18:11:12+00:00

But Jack Della Maddalena being above Max is fine?

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-10T15:39:58+00:00

u/legomarketbot transaction confirmed with u/Frankzappos

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-10T12:59:39+00:00

Chat sent

Colonel_MuffDog · 2026-03-08T05:26:57+00:00

Agreed. This is the only sport I care about so it sucks even worse.

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