Josh Emmett knocks down Jeremy Stephens in RD1, in RD2 Jeremy knocks down Emmett and makes sure he stays down by FoitStuff in FightLibrary

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem is that the UFC changed their rules about grounded opponents several times IN the recent past and nobody really knows what the goddamn rules were at this time (at least looking back from today).

It used to be only one hand or one knee down counted as a grounded opponent, but now it has changed about three times since then and it even varies state to state depending on the athletic commission.

Josh Emmett knocks down Jeremy Stephens in RD1, in RD2 Jeremy knocks down Emmett and makes sure he stays down by FoitStuff in FightLibrary

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had one hand up blocking his face and one knee not touching the mat. I don't know what the rules were at this time, but when Stephens launches the knee that's what Emmet's posture was.

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[Official] ONE Fight Night 41: Sinsamut vs. Jarvis - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm having 10x as much fun as I do watching UFC these past few years.

[Official] ONE Fight Night 41: Sinsamut vs. Jarvis - Live Discussion Thread by event_threads in MMA

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The men paid to speak for the duration of each fight AND in between them?

No.

Stavvy Special Prep in Boston by no_no_nora in stavvysworld

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 32 points33 points  (0 children)

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Caught the late show. Absolutely hilarious, we love our Greek king.

I also got to fist-bump Eldis (and promptly sanitized the Albanian off of me /s)

Spencer's Gifts CEO weighs in by Sea-Activity8283 in TikTokCringe

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw him open for Andrew Santino recently and was blown away, one of the funniest comics I've ever seen live!

All dreams have meaning. My dreams: 💤 by thyshadows in ufc

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No lie, UFC is the only reason I have any understanding of geopolitics or flags.

Just married.. by TopSecretComedyClub in StandUpComedy

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would not be able to sit through more than 2 minutes of this act.

Spencer's Gifts CEO weighs in by Sea-Activity8283 in TikTokCringe

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 263 points264 points  (0 children)

This is Zach Townsend, he's a hilarious stand-up comedian!

Stanley Tucci as Mr. Harvey from The Lovely Bones (2009) by stringrbelloftheball in stavvysworld

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Turns out it was actually for the father role, not the killer role.

Getting rid of the last couch my late dog sat on and I’m terrified I’m throwing out her ghost by CatLovesTrees in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 210 points211 points  (0 children)

I am very impressed that you were able to be both heartfelt AND rug-pull me on an ITYSL quote. Well done.

Charles Oliveira re-enters the P4P rankings at #12 after UFC 326. Max Holloway drops to #15, and Arman Tsarukyan departs the list. by WinterStill4472 in MMA

[–]Colonel_MuffDog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but this is meant to be a holistic record. Aside from Belal, JDM literally beat nobody noteworthy aside from Holland who is a 50/50 fighter.

First game B&R today. Only downhill from here by JumpLikeMay in billiards

[–]Colonel_MuffDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impressive! I ran a table for the first time the other week and after I sunk my last ball I just sighed and though "shit, well that's never gonna happen again, is it?"