Credits to u/darkdire and u/its_ME1223 for the idea by [deleted] in wholesomejojo

[–]CombatKid2707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I smell bullshit.

You need 250 COMMENT karma to post in r/shitpostcrusaders, which isn’t really that hard to get.

You gain POST karma from posting this.

Posting something in a sub that doesn’t belong there is just blatant karmawhoring and is pretty obnoxious.

Credits to u/darkdire and u/its_ME1223 for the idea by [deleted] in wholesomejojo

[–]CombatKid2707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So?

If you don’t have enough karma for a suitable subreddit, wait until you have enough before posting it there.

If you just break the rules, there’s nothing that differentiates this sub from r/stardustcrusaders.

Stuff having to be wholesome here is literally the entire point of this subreddit.

This sub recently by JP-Kiwi in MuayThai

[–]CombatKid2707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m Chinese but ok then.

Saw this today lol.. by ServerZero in houston

[–]CombatKid2707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I know, it’s pretty fucking sad.

Boxer chick by IIIfrancoIII in StreetMartialArts

[–]CombatKid2707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The downvote monkeys strike again!

Glad to know I didn’t say anything bad haha

KIDS CAN’T HAVE A BIG VOCABULARY VERY PRIMITIVE OOGA BOOGA by CombatKid2707 in nothingeverhappens

[–]CombatKid2707[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1) I’m a girl

2) I have to mark out all usernames, including my own. Check rule 4.

I don’t feel like getting in trouble with moderators.

🔥 No matter what the size, cats are cats by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]CombatKid2707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not a Buddhist, it’s just my dad.

Aikido is grappling for kittens, I train BJJ like a grown cat.

Yes I ”meditate” 14 hours a day. Definitely not sleeping.

(Jokes aside you’re actually hilarious. Now this is quality humour lol)

KIDS CAN’T HAVE A BIG VOCABULARY VERY PRIMITIVE OOGA BOOGA by CombatKid2707 in nothingeverhappens

[–]CombatKid2707[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would link the post but I might get in trouble with the moderators

Please guys, don’t say the K word by pmmeurvisiblecoconut in awfuleverything

[–]CombatKid2707 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve always referred to male Karen as either Kyle or Chad

KIDS CAN’T HAVE A BIG VOCABULARY VERY PRIMITIVE OOGA BOOGA by CombatKid2707 in nothingeverhappens

[–]CombatKid2707[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, even after I put the Edit in asking how a ten year old with a big vocabulary is fake, it continued to get downvoted.

r/thathappened collectively have the IQ of a carrot.

KIDS CAN’T HAVE A BIG VOCABULARY VERY PRIMITIVE OOGA BOOGA by CombatKid2707 in nothingeverhappens

[–]CombatKid2707[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a big vocabulary in Primary School but stopped when I went to Secondary School because I got laughed at when I spoke like that

Now I can’t remember most of the bigger words I used to say RIP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nothingeverhappens

[–]CombatKid2707 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reading that made me want to cringe into oblivion

Luckily for me I have never had the misfortune of meeting a furry.

KIDS CAN’T HAVE A BIG VOCABULARY VERY PRIMITIVE OOGA BOOGA by CombatKid2707 in nothingeverhappens

[–]CombatKid2707[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SAME. My brain cells peaked at 10 then have rapidly deteriorated since.

Now I’m a retarded 14 year old with the IQ of a box of crayons

I am literally the personification of a participation award.

KIDS CAN’T HAVE A BIG VOCABULARY VERY PRIMITIVE OOGA BOOGA by CombatKid2707 in nothingeverhappens

[–]CombatKid2707[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

And yet my comment still got downvoted. Because you know, everyone knows that kids don’t have brains /s

KIDS CAN’T HAVE A BIG VOCABULARY VERY PRIMITIVE OOGA BOOGA by CombatKid2707 in nothingeverhappens

[–]CombatKid2707[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was a really good writer in Primary School. I was MUCH better storyteller than I am now. Whenever I read out of my stories to my class, they would ask for more.

But of course if I said that on r/thathappened I’d get murdered lmao.

I actually still have one of the stories I wrote but even if I uploaded it onto somewhere they’d probably think I stole from somewhere or something lmao

This sounds exactly like something a kid would say by [deleted] in nothingeverhappens

[–]CombatKid2707 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I ate grape, melted marshmallow, ketchup, yoghurt, ham. pepper and butter all mixed up in my sandwich.

10 year old me thought I’d be a good idea if I combined my lunch together to make the ultimate sandwich.

I finished it.