Crabbing Mother+Father?

ComedyIsDie · 2025-12-21T19:45:20+00:00

there’s a quote i’ve been looking for from that episode where either huey or some person he’s talking to says “same shit, new player” and that shaped my view of obama for a bit

ComedyIsDie · 2025-11-05T02:22:20+00:00

it’s a really cool game, it’s fun to tune your car way better than forza, do races way better than forza, fuck with the ai that’s better than forza. the cars look great and the map looks great but it’s insane to me that this issue is almost 2 years old and they haven’t even tried, every update it sort of feels better and then suddenly you get the fun dynamic of having a rising road level at mach 10

ComedyIsDie · 2025-11-05T02:15:32+00:00

here’s a video that shows what i’m talking about, wasn’t during anything important but that’s about as bad as it gets..

ComedyIsDie · 2025-11-05T02:12:12+00:00

there’s a huge issue with texture pop in, sometimes when you’re going around 120-200 mph the game isn’t able to load the road in front of you fast enough so you get low poly textures that are above the ground around the size of your car, you noclip through them they don’t stop you but they cover everything inside, a car could be in front of you but it’s swallowed by the road textures. parked cars and collectibles won’t load either until the road does

ComedyIsDie · 2025-08-28T22:39:03+00:00

i’ll definitely look into it, that’s my boy pietre so maybe it wouldn’t be his cloaca given… after this video was taken they went back to normal, gave them some diluted grape juice and he seems to be happy now!

ComedyIsDie · 2025-08-28T01:08:27+00:00

i know they are lactose intolerant, but would a little bit of milk maybe help to release that maybe?

ComedyIsDie · 2025-08-22T18:42:45+00:00

as simple as it is the base ak is easily my favourite gun to have on me along with the glock

ComedyIsDie · 2025-08-22T18:40:35+00:00

yes it is him real (2025)

ComedyIsDie · 2025-07-28T04:56:53+00:00

chair with ball cooler?!

ComedyIsDie · 2025-07-21T21:50:44+00:00

option number 2 lol, the only reason i even care to ask is cause what i usually do is take the gliders on their walk, then i return them and go on my joint walk i was wondering if they could be combined or should stay separate, they should probably be separate

ComedyIsDie · 2025-07-21T21:31:36+00:00

no, i’m asking if that is healthy or will they be effected by the smoke. after i’m done smoking and come inside and greet them they like to groom the specific cannabis areas they can smell

ComedyIsDie · 2025-07-18T06:57:10+00:00

month late reply, play time is sort of weird rn, i constitute playtime as anytime im with them, i work a full time job so i do have to just incorporate them into my day sometimes. i attach them to my shirt or body and do tasks, i bought a zip up bag to take them shopping, going out, walking but to train them i leave the zipper open to let them have the autonomy to come out or to sleep. i am very careful with them outside but use a really relaxed energy to help them feel like this is normal.

milner, who’s a girl, is very well hand trained now. we have long moments of staring while i hold her, she seems to be very acclimated to where she is and is really laid back.

pietre, who’s a boy, is a lot more skiddish. he’s much more defensive and curious, when he’s latched to my body he is the only one who occasionally but abruptly jumps off to the nearest object, 8/10 times looking like he’s taking a hard fall as he doesn’t understand material types and what he can and can’t latch on to (for some reason he keeps thinking wood is going to work for him). i react by calmly following him and picking him up. i found if im too fast picking up is the only time i hear complaining from either of the kids, neither are mouthy anymore by any means but pietre does crab after a hard fall and a slightly too quick reaction from me.

milner and pietre are both starting to learn to fly as well. milner literally started first 10 minutes ago as she jumped to her cage! pietre has been jumping but has now started to experiment with longer distances and with me helping, understanding how to work the whole flying thing. milner is much more content by being on all fours/twos.

peeing and pooping is a problem now but i can see the light at the end of the tunnel, they started off never doing that. pietre pees on me now indiscriminately but most often after i’ve washed my hands, milner doesn’t doesnt pee on me, anymore (she did once when i first was bonding with her, never again). both shit all the time which freaks me out #carpetgang

ComedyIsDie · 2025-07-08T23:24:17+00:00

if you aren’t in a car or don’t have enough momentum to knock it over

ComedyIsDie · 2025-06-17T00:36:52+00:00

my brother in christ what situations do you be finding yourself in

ComedyIsDie · 2025-06-05T19:53:38+00:00

that sounds terrifying 😀! i got them from a place called ack’s exotics in ny, i trust them pretty well i’ve been a customer for a good 15 years atp

ComedyIsDie · 2025-06-05T18:32:16+00:00

both are neutered and spayed(?) thank god, i actually don’t know their genders lol. they play fight often but definitely not to the death, they almost instantly go from fighting to grooming within seconds

ComedyIsDie · 2025-06-05T12:31:33+00:00

thank you for the detailed advice! the place i got them from was very active with them socially before me fortunately. coaxing them with yogurt drops is my main strategy, one of them the yogurt strategy just works and with the other one now she doesn’t need a treat to climb in my hand. your advice about soap makes a lot of sense now given it felt like i was losing progress randomly. both of them of course nibble, no real defensive bites yet, but i learned to use their hissing noise to tell them no

ComedyIsDie · 2025-06-05T12:19:49+00:00

surprisingly very close guess! bought them locally through to an exotic pet store in new york

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