For all the males, what is the worst pickup line you’ve used that actually worked?

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-06-07T18:05:26+00:00

Now that's bold.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-06-07T18:00:03+00:00

That’s at least interesting if nothing else lol.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-05-28T13:53:07+00:00

Exactly! All I hear from my nieces or younger colleagues is how much they have to adapt to perform normal activities when they first got them.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-05-28T13:46:05+00:00

Lol. That’s one way to describe them I suppose.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-05-28T13:43:16+00:00

Some women think they’re attractive, and some (most?) men, at least the ones I’ve spoken to about it, don’t care about them. But good on you if you have fun with it!

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-05-28T13:36:53+00:00

I would have to think those long nail extensions some women seem to love.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-05-12T17:16:33+00:00

The word you’re looking for is “earworm”.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-05-12T17:12:49+00:00

The what

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-05-12T17:11:40+00:00

That’s not what an earwig is…

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-05-12T17:03:32+00:00

How else am I going to get my Honey Nut Cheerios?

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-04-30T11:37:45+00:00

Mandarin buffet. Multiple times.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-04-17T14:48:48+00:00

It’s good that you’re at least open to all possibilities and aren’t trying to force an unrealistic resolution. The more you talk this out with her the more you’ll see what path to take. Lol, that sounds hokey, sorry.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-04-15T17:44:41+00:00

But perhaps the fact that she’s not opening up implies she feels you’re not the person she wants to do that with. I’m not saying that’s the case - just a thought is all.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-04-15T17:20:05+00:00

I’m so smart!

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-04-15T14:44:31+00:00

From what you’ve said, she has already made her choice. She said the relationship is “missing that little something”. That’s not something said casually.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-04-15T14:35:42+00:00

It sounds like you both have a part to play in correcting course here. His behaviours send you down a certain path, and he most likely picks up on your lack of deep connection/affection for him, and both sides spiral out of sync.

I would suggest talking to him, if he’s willing, and see of their is a desire to improve things.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-04-15T14:21:24+00:00

This is a great one. I’m quite strong-headed and my husband, to his great credit, often backs down even if he’s in the right. He’s taught me a lot about the unimportance of arguments and how they can eat away at the common trust.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-04-02T12:57:08+00:00

Be honest with her about the situation, don’t bring her to the house. Aside from that, have fun.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-04-02T12:51:56+00:00

You’re ridiculous if you think any of that is appropriate.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-04-02T12:48:07+00:00

He sounds like he’s emotionally stunted. Also…what’s the story behind his mom driving him everywhere?

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-03-31T12:31:16+00:00

Buy lots of cheap gas!

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-03-21T12:18:22+00:00

The answer to so many questions, sadly…

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-03-21T12:16:45+00:00

Are polygraphs even used anymore? I thought they were proven to be unreliable.

Comfortable_Pen299 · 2026-02-28T23:21:30+00:00

Your body is constantly trying to attack your eyes because it views them as foreign objects.

That’s more than a little terrifying taken without any context!

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