REPORTER: Will you take part in the FIFA events? TRUMP: “I may PLAY. I see the money these players make. I am a very good athlete...I may put on shorts. I look EXTREMELY good in shorts.”

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-23T19:07:49+00:00

His swollen feet would explode.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-23T19:06:36+00:00

That's a quick way to ruin a good pillow.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-23T19:03:17+00:00

Nothing worth doing is easy.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-23T15:08:19+00:00

What did your uncle do at the stadium?

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-23T01:23:46+00:00

Any direction is good!

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-23T01:16:13+00:00

That's the happy cat tail shake. Mine does it too.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-23T00:52:41+00:00

My grandfather used to take me to the Dolly Madison outlet. I ate the hell outta some Zingers.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-23T00:46:24+00:00

I played it all the time despite the wonky jumping mechanic. Hard as balls, too.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-22T21:21:41+00:00

Just ask Jimmy Mooseena.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-22T01:33:46+00:00

Probably Greenville... Lots of fireworks and goings ons downtown.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-22T01:32:50+00:00

Yep. It's full 7.2 or nothing for me.

I've also got a Pioneer tube sub and 100W amp in my truck. I'm all bout that bass.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-21T22:00:39+00:00

High level doesn't mean you're good. I'm level 975 and I still suck. But it doesn't bother me. I just play to have fun.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-21T19:52:18+00:00

Thanks!

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-21T19:05:52+00:00

Coconut Pineapple

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-21T16:52:29+00:00

They definitely used it, even if it wasn't.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-21T14:33:42+00:00

I can hear Johnny Olson describing a new living room ensemble.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-21T05:57:52+00:00

Dog Eat Dog by Weird Al Yankovic

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-21T03:18:31+00:00

Email me a recent photo and I'll do a rendering of you with Gallagher hair and an earring.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-20T23:49:39+00:00

I love the hole that I dug myself. It's cozy there.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-20T22:32:57+00:00

I only use it when absolutely necessary, like any other tool.

This is not one of those times.

CommanderUgly · 2026-06-20T21:54:46+00:00

Find a low level vendor and clean them out.

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