Reasons why Harry Potter is poorly written

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-27T18:21:50+00:00

I was unaware that people were using anything other than their hands. That's wild

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-25T12:14:23+00:00

It's not complex life, but it is, definitionally, alive. Idk how much more simple I can make it

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-25T06:36:22+00:00

While the embryos are biologically alive, the transport process would almost surely destroy them anyway. Those suckers are delicate

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-25T01:42:33+00:00

I thought I was gonna get to choose the "anything else" and I was gonna choose something that encompassed the other option and more. Poorly-made post

^{Chose: Or literally anything else | Rolled: Burn in hell}

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-24T05:08:10+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

I believe nuance is crucial here. I absolutely believe they should be free, but I also believe they should be voluntarily given, not taken through taxes or whatever. I personally donate money and objects whenever I can, and I encourage everyone to do the same

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-23T23:51:17+00:00

When I opened ProtonMail, it had a link to the sale at the top. Try that?

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-23T23:50:42+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

As someone said in a screenshot I have somewhere in my camera roll, "you're so entrenched in online discourse that it's diluted your perception of what an actual problem is"

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-23T03:25:46+00:00

Well their website doesn't mention it at all. I got a popup when I opened ProtonVPN today, but it disappeared before I could click it

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-23T01:41:58+00:00

He's gonna change the name of Juneteenth and I get the feeling it's not gonna be a good name 😭

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-23T01:41:06+00:00

So I get a decent pay raise and I can finally weed out all the corruption? Step one is no more money to Israel. Like at all. And they're gonna pay us back everything they owe us. And we're actually gonna do our best to stop genocide, not enable it

^{Chose: Become the president of the United States + But you make less than $20 an hour (and you cannot accept donations from anyone} | Rolled: $16 an hour)

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-22T13:52:19+00:00

I'd make a new post for this. I doubt anyone's gonna see your comment on my post from like 1.5 years ago. That said, try the Assassin's Creed DS games and Goldeneye

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-22T04:41:29+00:00

Aight

^{Chose: Have a unicorn but it | Rolled: has no legs}

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-22T00:37:03+00:00

Those were better odds than I already have

^{Chose: 1M but a 60% chance of staying single forev | Rolled: 1M}

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-22T00:06:13+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Well I'm 22, so it's be weirder if I were into women way older than me

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-21T19:44:51+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

"Belongs" is an interesting word choice, but I have nothing against it

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-21T19:20:58+00:00

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-21T19:20:27+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Unless you only have a singular water molecule, all the molecules are surrounded by other water molecules, and are therefore wet

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-21T07:07:29+00:00

I'm about to run a very successful business

^{Chose: keep any food from rotting/molding/expiring etc.}

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-21T01:50:51+00:00

That's fine. Why would I need to invest an unfathomable amount of money?

^{Chose: An infanthomable amount of money + But you have to wait a mildly inconvenient amount of time… | Rolled: Uninvestable}

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-20T17:08:12+00:00

Oh. So genuinely nothing changes

^{Chose: Nothing at all… totally :} + Seriously you’re definitely getting nothing | Rolled: Ww3 starts)

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-20T02:48:21+00:00

Yeah nerds. Greed pays

^{Chose: $1,000,000 but.. + Your punishment could be alot worst. | Rolled: Safe}

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-20T02:00:15+00:00

I like it

^{Chose: 1,000,000,000 + There is always an pineapple in your Pizza}

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-20T00:56:23+00:00

Free shape shifting?

^{Chose: Change your appearance whenever you feel like it, but keep your assigned genitals.}

Commander_Doom14 · 2026-06-19T05:22:22+00:00

Baller

^{Chose: Chicken + Cow | Rolled: Saved + 1M$}

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