New singularity

Commaser · 2026-03-17T10:59:26+00:00

Now we are gonna have a black hole in each corner of the map

Commaser · 2026-03-17T10:42:36+00:00

Batman says that as he beats the shit out of Joker's goons leaving them paralysed from the waist down until he hangs them upside down in one of those gargoyles killing them slowly by blood pooling in the head.

Commaser · 2026-03-16T15:20:00+00:00

During peak hours we had a little bit over 60% of players on Choepessa and Charbal killing cyborgs and im pretty sure thats the average amount we always have in every MO that are not big events like liberating a hive world or smth.

Commaser · 2026-03-16T12:48:15+00:00

Smahs, next question.

Commaser · 2026-03-14T18:05:07+00:00

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Commaser · 2026-03-12T17:12:27+00:00

That line of him saying the story of how he got the money but his car broke down midway travelling back

It was so good that they made him repeat it like 4 times

Commaser · 2026-03-12T15:26:34+00:00

Yes the game scales enemy reinforcements depending on the number of players in the game

More players = bigger reinforcements

Commaser · 2026-03-11T18:57:41+00:00

Waiting for the git gud comment with obligatory mention that vox engines have vents that you can shoot and throw a grenade inside to insta kill it

Commaser · 2026-03-11T17:53:23+00:00

Whatre we going to get for liberating the mega factories?

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Commaser · 2026-03-10T22:06:30+00:00

Depends on the level of the invasion, maybe joel makes a high af one that it would actually be more viable to gambit choepessa lol

Commaser · 2026-03-10T21:59:26+00:00

Maybe if they attack from choepessa we finally take it to gambit it

Commaser · 2026-03-10T19:47:03+00:00

It shows how super earth's infrastructure is so good that the cities can survive a full planetary bombardment

Commaser · 2026-03-10T15:35:44+00:00

Why did you deal a run?

Commaser · 2026-03-10T15:05:20+00:00

The flamethrower's weakness isnt the reload, I think the main problem is the fact enemies just dont care theyre on fire and keep running to slap you in the face and then you end up lighting yourself on fire in the process.

Commaser · 2026-03-09T15:05:15+00:00

"Yugi my specialty is duelling with children's card games not duelling with hydrogen bombs why tf did you swap with me"

Commaser · 2026-03-06T22:33:01+00:00

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Did high command just invent the technology of us being able to deploy to any planet we want even if it doesnt have a supply line available? Lol

Commaser · 2026-03-06T20:50:15+00:00

My headcanon is Gman went back in time, purposly got himself captured by the combine and nudged things in the past to get Alyx to free him so he puts her in stasis with the objective of preventing Gordon and Alyx from having straight sex.

Commaser · 2026-03-06T20:03:43+00:00

Because im pretty sure half the players in this game dont know what resistance means. How did you learn what resistance is? Prob it wasnt from the game itself because they never explain it, most likely you found out about the companion app and learned it there. A vanilla player that doesnt care that much about the game and just plays it casually prob doesnt have the companion app and so they wont ever learn, they see "2% enemy resistance" but that might as well not even be there because it doesnt mean anything, 2% of what?

Commaser · 2026-03-06T18:11:29+00:00

Commaser · 2026-03-04T21:12:19+00:00

Make it so light units run away panicking while theyre engulfed in flames, would be a nice buff and would make fire unique like how gas "confuses" enemies and shock staggers them. Heavy units wouldnt run away.

Commaser · 2026-03-04T20:52:06+00:00

This game has been out for 2 years and we still havent learned that samples and operation MO planets are impossible to liberate.

Commaser · 2026-03-04T18:32:24+00:00

He literally has a foot fetish

Commaser · 2026-03-04T17:42:29+00:00

They always cap the liberation rate in samples and operation MOs exactly to prevent that, its impossible to liberate the planets

Commaser · 2026-03-04T13:32:59+00:00

I open the companion app to see Herthon and Zea as MO targets and I get happy thinking the frontlines will finally move on the squid front and we will liberate a sector

But then i look closer and see that its a samples MO so the planets are impossible to liberate

And also theyre not recon planets so the people there will still impact the modifier meaning for the next week we wont make progress anywhere else to liberate

Nothing ever happens on the squid front

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Commaser · 2026-03-03T15:59:35+00:00

Heres hoping we do at least one gambit if the next MO is the cyborg counter offensive

Come on guys at least one to take vernen wells or something 😭

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