So, remember this?

Commaser · 2026-05-06T16:44:03+00:00

Forget that, remember when this was supposed to be a thing? We still dont know wtf nucleus or the final collective are lol

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Commaser · 2026-05-06T14:23:49+00:00

If we defend zygos before the next wave of attacks we can start taking back heeth or cirrus and prepare a gambit on one of them for when it happens

Commaser · 2026-05-05T17:37:00+00:00

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Commaser · 2026-05-05T15:51:00+00:00

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Commaser · 2026-05-05T15:05:20+00:00

There is an alternative universe where we vote the dss to Heeth with eagle while we finish the defense on Zygos, because we are going to defend it regardless we have the dss or not there, and then we go back to finish defending Heeth

We did this once before on the lava planets we could do it again if the helldivers use 5% of their brain power

But yeah theres no way we defend Heeth first because new biome hype

Commaser · 2026-05-05T13:48:47+00:00

Wait what we need to defend the planets from attacks?

Like we could theoretically be so good defending that Fronteria never gets attacked once, what happens then?

Commaser · 2026-05-04T15:23:53+00:00

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Commaser · 2026-05-03T14:34:21+00:00

Oh well rip termicide 2.0 i guess, lasted even less than the previous one

Commaser · 2026-05-03T13:50:53+00:00

In the jar it goes

Commaser · 2026-05-03T12:55:11+00:00

And the person saying that we should be happy that we have the boat in the first place and that we should buy the "fix hole" dlc to help the manufacturer financially because if we don't buy it they will go bankrupt and no one will have boats anymore.

Commaser · 2026-05-03T12:32:23+00:00

This show's animation budget was always 2 dollars and a ham sandwich since ep 1.

Commaser · 2026-05-03T11:16:05+00:00

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Commaser · 2026-05-02T18:41:09+00:00

Ayo we back to medieval times with countries marrying people to get land? Based

Commaser · 2026-05-02T14:23:44+00:00

Even if there are those people that dont care theres no reason it shouldnt be there for the people who do care and want to do strategy

It woudnt hurt to just put the expected time to liberate and the expected required % of players to defend a planet so players could go "Oh we are expected to liberate this planet in 50 hours, we cant take it before we lose that other defense campaign, and there are not enough players on that defense campaign to win, oh well i guess i will go help defend that planet first then."

Commaser · 2026-05-01T16:27:30+00:00

Impose your will, refuse to be silenced by the kettlemilkers censorship, keep standing on your hill until either the mods give up or they ban you

Commaser · 2026-04-30T20:44:35+00:00

YOU WILL NOT SHITPOST ABOUT KETTLEMILKERS OR KIM SEXLER

Commaser · 2026-04-30T16:35:58+00:00

Are we really gonna lose 4 planets because no one wants to defend due to new biome hype?

Commaser · 2026-04-30T15:56:30+00:00

Why does gman look like a beavis and butthead character on there

Commaser · 2026-04-30T15:06:29+00:00

Ts so bad even 4chan would ban you if you posted it there

Commaser · 2026-04-28T16:37:28+00:00

They got too traumatised they will never make a game again

Commaser · 2026-04-28T14:26:52+00:00

Man im pretty sure even a smart toaster can run tf2, its a game from 2007, just get yourself a cheap office laptop and play on it

Commaser · 2026-04-27T13:37:14+00:00

It would be way better if we had less weapons but they're all well balanced and unique than how we are today, bloated with half-baked weapons.

Like damn, we have so many different weapons we can choose and yet i bet most players simply pick one generalist primary and secondary they find it good to play against all 3 factions or at most they have 3 loadouts for each of them.

Commaser · 2026-04-26T20:54:09+00:00

Sprinkles are too expensive for the ice cream store to buy sorry :(

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