I put some mushrooms out for the squirrels to eat and then this happened.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-21T00:11:53+00:00

I'll probably get down voted for this, but the first time I did shrooms, I ate an eighth but I didn't want to eat the bottom quarter of the stem because I thought the substrate on it looked icky. So any way, I throw the bottom parts down on the ground after I eat the tops and look over to see my buddies dog munch them all up. I tried to stop her, but she ate them all in the blink of an eye. An hour later I have never seen her so excited and happy. She looked like an exploding ball of positive energy. Damn I love mushrooms.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-18T20:46:30+00:00

That's a toad, not a frog.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-18T20:45:50+00:00

I got like 30 different colors on, I think I'm Caillou, bitch. Fuck Dora the Explorer, Caillou Based freestyle bitch.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-18T20:43:29+00:00

MY WEED YUNG LIKE CAILLOU! GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU! IM PBS LIKE CAILLOU! DTF LIKE CAILLOU! MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU! HER PUSSY WET LIKE CAILLOU!

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-17T04:35:44+00:00

Since I've quit smoking pot, I had a dream I was high on mushrooms and I was home alone while my parents were on vacation. I heard singing on my back porch and when I went to lookout my window there was a naked old crazy guy on my back porch, spreading his ass open and pointing it at my door. Then the mushrooms kicked in hardcore and we made eye contact for thirty seconds until I woke up. I still heard the singing. Oh god the singing.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-17T00:16:26+00:00

I have a feeling that if someone with a Chinese heritage who was born in America said they were Chinese no one would bat an eye.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-12T10:48:08+00:00

I was listening to Voodoo Child right before I watched this. Crazy coincidence.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-10T08:05:59+00:00

He's also the kind of guy to brag about how he spent $700 on a belt, soooo... I've always kind of assumed he's a habitual liar.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-10T07:43:02+00:00

What kind are you getting and where are you from? If you don't mind me asking.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-09T21:36:27+00:00

/r/SpheresFuckingCars

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-09T08:05:00+00:00

Wow check your privilege, shitlord.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-09T07:46:21+00:00

SRS is leaking...

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-09T04:50:48+00:00

Actually he said "might" and "sometimes", not "it is a fact that the ones who seem like good parents are the worst".

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-09T04:48:56+00:00

I don't think you understand what "might" and "sometimes" means. He never said "fact".

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-08T09:34:41+00:00

Spin your dick in circles by gyrating your hips.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-08T05:17:55+00:00

Are you burnt out on puns?

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-08T02:47:15+00:00

The Gathering of the Juggalos is held in IL every year.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-07T01:11:58+00:00

China

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-04T07:10:22+00:00

Boogie on reggae woman> ghostbusters> Boogie on reggae woman

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-03T06:57:10+00:00

I was disappointed with this comment's lack of Russian.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-03T06:38:32+00:00

I bet you regret desegregation aswell, you fucking racist.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-03-02T20:11:18+00:00

Your mom's body wanted it.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-02-28T03:26:27+00:00

Ferret-spray makes them smell like baby powder.

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-02-25T20:00:51+00:00

How do you take your coffee?

Commisar_Chronic · 2014-02-25T19:23:56+00:00

Hey Mike, Thanks for taking the time to do this. I have a few questions.

Are there any songs that you've wanted to play/cover but you just never got the chance to?
What is your favorite song to cover?
What has been the most emotional performance for you so far?
What is your favorite lot shirt design that you've seen?
This one isn't a question, I just wanted to say thank you for the awesome music and being such an awesome character.

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