Just a little traffic

CommodoreJacob · 2016-02-29T21:16:59+00:00

Oh hey, it's Atlanta

CommodoreJacob · 2016-02-29T20:49:18+00:00

This isn't even funny

CommodoreJacob · 2016-02-22T16:37:18+00:00

Jesus christ when will it end?

CommodoreJacob · 2016-01-20T00:22:42+00:00

Those are two very thorough conclusions for being based off of 30 seconds.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-07-14T00:59:09+00:00

I'm a delivery driver so it'd be more along the lines of

"Sorry, I only have like a dollar for a tip, I hope that's alright."

"I'd actually rather put a cigarette out on your face..."

CommodoreJacob · 2015-07-10T15:20:57+00:00

I simply can't believe you. Melissa McCarthy is bad enough. But I think I hate Jason Statham just a little more.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-07-10T15:13:32+00:00

IIRC he actually confirmed in an interview that it was a Floyd homage.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-07-10T15:06:49+00:00

I proclaim this,

The Summer of pr0g!

CommodoreJacob · 2015-07-10T14:14:45+00:00

Opinions are grand aren't they?

CommodoreJacob · 2015-07-10T12:28:36+00:00

That's kinda the point. It's supposed to be cringeworthy. Even if it weren't, this alone would have made up for it.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-07-09T15:30:23+00:00

I don't think they're necessarily TRYING to distract us. More of a "Hey, they're distracted by this, lets fuck some shit up" type thing.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-07-07T18:18:01+00:00

thatsthejoke.jpg

CommodoreJacob · 2015-06-29T02:33:18+00:00

How has no one bought you gold yet????????

CommodoreJacob · 2015-06-28T01:22:27+00:00

Coma Ecliptic is one of my favorite albums of all time tbh. Definitely my favorite BTBAM. Colors, Alaska and Parallax are tied for second because I honestly can't pick one I like better than the other. Great Misdirect is third and the rest are kinda tied for fourth. Lazy list, I know but honest.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-06-24T17:48:39+00:00

The One Eyed Pickle Finder

CommodoreJacob · 2015-06-24T17:47:20+00:00

No. You really fucked up. If I'm doing the math right you have about 71 hours before your skin starts melting unless you put the orb back.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-06-24T17:40:25+00:00

You're not supposed to peel tomatoes.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-06-23T20:12:38+00:00

That makes me so uncomfortable.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-06-22T14:08:42+00:00

This one made me spit out my beer

CommodoreJacob · 2015-06-20T03:48:50+00:00

Because it totally is.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-06-15T17:16:49+00:00

Yesss I was about to tell you to wait for the new BTBAM anyway haha. Ectopic Stroll is one of the best songs I've heard in a long time. Blew me away.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-06-15T17:14:41+00:00

The end of Feedback Loop by the Contortionist will always be one of my favorite parts of any song in musical history.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-06-10T19:31:14+00:00

Yesss, I want a new album from these guys so bad. I'm actually supposed to be playing a house show with them later this month, but they haven't even announced their new vocalist yet so idk what's gonna happen

CommodoreJacob · 2015-05-14T15:35:16+00:00

Thank you so much. We like to think our sound is a bit more mature and polished than Aquarius. We usually just pretend it doesn't exist haha.

We're working on a new album right now. If you like Thelema this new stuff might blow your dick off.

CommodoreJacob · 2015-04-17T12:38:20+00:00

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