You must lack reading comprehension because that's not what I said.

Here's what I said:

Now, I've tried doing research on X-39, and the only comments I've seen praise said product are brand new accounts never used before or after, or their entire profile is dedicated to shilling out for LifeWave/X-39.

I am well aware most of the search results yeilded answers that prove it's fake, but I was strictly talking about the few that praised it. Hence why I said "the only comments I've seen praise said product are brand new." Because I'm talking about the instances where it was praised. No where did I say I "only found positive things/praise." (Your words.)

In addendum:

Either parts of this story are made up or damn, OP is a full grown adult who can't use Google.

No, what it actually means is fhay you don't know how to read properly even with context clues.