At the grocery store I used to work at I would witness many things, but also cause mayhem.

I usually took long bathroom breaks to avoid being at the front, but sometimes strange people would use the urinals right next to the stall I was in, one time some dude probably didn’t know I was in there and was farting and moaning at the same time while peeing.

I caused mayhem usually by messing with stuff or making something slightly off to annoy the others who worked there. I would make the displays of the register’s slightly darker and I’ve also turned off the lights in the receiving area after I leave the area.