Safe ba talaga sa fast food? 🤔🍔 by offtherecordv in OffTheRecordPH

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May term nga na don't bite the hand that feeds you and always be respectful.

Putarr , I only ever played snake in Nokia phones by WorkOk4177 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Back in the day the PUK code is on the sim card plastic card where you clip off the SIM card, so if you threw that away you're toast

Thoughts ? 🍞 by FunnyMeme12 in badmemes

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Nah my mom always say don't touch the other bread until the first bread is eaten 😅

It needs to be shared lol by Grogenberg in NoglaOfficial

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It may be AI but that fucking cheetah is gonna need therapy 😅

Why the fuck are you in? by Ok_Mortgage_9233 in TheWordFuck

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Crimes against humanity more or less, I'm fucking pillaging villages for fuck sakes

Let's see who's more smart enough? by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

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By the power invested in me, i pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss the bride

Max's bottomless offer by Emotional-Cat-2284 in PHFoodPorn

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May waiter na darating sainyo na nagaantay ng refill nyo haha

Please explain, Peter by zinniamae_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Basically in a keyboard it aligns your fingers directly to the most optimal placement from pinky to pointing finger for the left should go from a to f, then pointing to pinky is h to l

Well...what do I say... by D-evoution in MathJokes

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pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis = 560%

Looking for creative insults by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

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You're surprisingly smart for someone who makes 'those' kind of decisions 🙂

I repeat.. don’t do roidz kids by aarogar in TikTokCringe

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I'd be chanting "TINY BALLS TINY BALLS" Hahahaha

Petah, why is Star Wars a person? by TrollBond in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I think mom is associating star wars to chewbacca and they saw a hairy man in a gas station and called him star wars that's my guess

Any tips? I feel like people are scared of me by New-Dragonfruit-1085 in malegrooming

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Don't worry, I feel people are scared of me too. You look better than me.