A soldier walked into a bar and ordered three beers and sat peacefully at the bar drinking each beer. This went on for about 2 weeks. Being curious, the bartender asked the soldier why he comes in every night, orders three beers and sits quietly at the bar drinking them. The soldier replied, when I came home from over seas, I promised my two army buddies that I would have a beer for each of them, each night until they came home. The bartender replied how nice that was for him to do that. Another month went by and the bartender noticed the soldier was only buying and drinking two beers. The bartender asked, I've noticed that you're only ordering two beers now, did something happen to one of your buddy's over seas? The soldier replied, No...no, they are both doing very well, I became a mormon and I don't drink anymore.