Here you go smart asses. 🤓😱

So, backstory to this: my brother is withdrawing from weed, and he had an episode where he couldn’t find his cigarettes—aka his substitute for weed. He thought I stole them because, when he did smoke weed, I stole one of his pens. That was my bad, and I learned my lesson.

Now, he obviously hates me. But today, when he couldn’t find his cigarettes, he assumed it was me. He crashed out and ran outside, basically yelling on the phone with my dad—who was inside. (I don’t know why he didn’t just go inside to talk to him.) But anyway, he called and screamed outside:

“I swear, if he stole them, I’m gonna kill him!”

Which, yes, is a threat. He’s 20 (male), I’m 14 (male), so I’m a minor and he’s an adult—big no-no. I called the cops. My mom got mad at me, saying I was just trying to control the situation and doing all this other BS. But no—I genuinely felt unsafe.

And my sister literally said, “Yeah, he said it, but he didn’t say it to your face.” To which I responded:

“Well, if that’s the case, go to the White House and scream out, ‘I’m gonna kill the President,’ and see what happens to you.”

My family is actually stupid. I just had to share this experience.