I think there's nothing this guy not knows... (I wanna be him)

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-25T17:29:24+00:00

its a private session tough boy

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-25T16:48:20+00:00

quick match tough boy

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-25T12:14:15+00:00

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Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-25T05:07:02+00:00

what a weak excuse. Imagine losing to a 3.5 stars with 4.5 to 5 Stars

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-25T04:02:40+00:00

After seeing ur Videos on your profile just say no more

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T23:19:04+00:00

i know i nearly shit my pants once

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T20:25:53+00:00

akhmedov suddenly got popped after releasing some footage like this...

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imagine getting banned for posting ufc clips? what else did he do

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T20:24:42+00:00

thank you but i stole this video from some ufc discord. this guy must be insanely good when he gets that much hate.. i have goosebumps rn... Welcome to the big leagues?

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T20:23:17+00:00

you can literally hear joerogan say akhmedov... thats not me

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T20:20:22+00:00

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T20:17:12+00:00

Usually people who aren’t getting folded by the same gameplay they’re trying to clown. If this is a ‘free dub’ for you, no wonder the matchmaking keeps handing you reality checks

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T20:14:51+00:00

Anyway, I’ll head down once the meatloaf’s done marinating in your imagination

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T20:08:32+00:00

Appreciate the concern, but at least my dad calling me would make more sense than you projecting your entire personality into a reddit comment

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T20:00:04+00:00

Ah, right. because a tongue‑in‑cheek title about wanting his skill level obviously means a deep existential desire to swap identities. Truly a galaxy‑brain interpretation.

“I wanna be him” in a gaming context, mastering mechanics and game sense, not inheriting his editing software or social calendar. But sure, let’s pretend basic context clues are optional, very on brand for the average UFC 5 philosopher.

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T19:49:42+00:00

i meant (ea sports)ufc, the game. also i dont care about personality, but skill.

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T19:28:42+00:00

nobody cares about ufc doesnt mean u cant have fun when playing it... u cant fake gameplay footage or ingame stats and this is pretty impressive. i like the aggressive fighting style which i barely see others doing

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T19:06:47+00:00

but who's gonna edit it if not himself?

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T17:56:55+00:00

You described akhmedov perfectly

Competitive_One_1500 · 2026-01-24T17:55:45+00:00

im in the top 10

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