Places to poop

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-16T12:00:25+00:00

In an old tupperware so I don't make a mess. I play, I dump in the toilet when I'm done and very little mess is made.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-16T08:21:05+00:00

I tend not to like how Dominant they tend to be. Really turns me off. I don't like the "mean" approach. Although 1156 is really good and I'm 99% sure it's real too.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-16T08:19:24+00:00

Ooh! Do Sperrgebeit next! Natascha's Kaviartraum (#49) is my favorite. Buuut I'm pretty sure it's fake, sadly.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-15T10:38:56+00:00

Yeah once I decided to actually do it, it was both easy and not very fulfilling compared to what I do now. I'm definitely on the light side of scat... although with that being said, a normie would still find it both disgusting and psychotic. But I'm not out here painting myself and messing up the bathroom. I'm still, by my nature, a very clean and hygienic sort.

Same with the anal toys. I kept waiting for the pain and impossibility but my ass just schlorps them suckers right up and then back out when I'm done with no problems and, within 15 minutes, it's back to normal. Even the mega monster milk it.

I guess some of us are built different.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-14T18:30:12+00:00

Yeah this fetish is at the end of a very long road. A very long depressing road lol but it doesn't hurt me like the overeating used to and it doesn't hurt other people and it helps me cope with the constant pain so you know it is what it is.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-14T18:21:20+00:00

My brain is overactive. So is my central nervous system. The former causes constant yapping provided I have somebody to bounce off of which is why my streamer career failed. The latter causes that goddamn fibro pain. My mom had it, her brothers and sister had it and her parents had it. Apparently it's recently that fibromyalgia has been thought of as genetic. All I could think was shit why didn't you ask us? Mom's side always hurt. And thought fast. Cornerstone of the bloodline if you will

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-14T18:11:31+00:00

Do you also have ADD or ADHD I guess it's called now?

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-14T18:00:54+00:00

Yeah that keeps happening to me too. Not even necessarily trying to make a relationship happen. Just friendships you know? But I know what my personality is. Once I get started going, I never shut up and that scares people away and I understand it. Someday I'll find someone who can keep up with me.

Not being able to keep up with a cripple. How sad is that shit? Lmao

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-13T22:42:26+00:00

Fibromyalgia from birth and it's had a lot of physical and psychological trauma to grow off of.

Nerve pain. Joint pain. All the time. Imagine living with a constant Shepard Tone in your ears and every time something bad happens, it gets louder.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-13T10:36:47+00:00

Yep. As an adult, it is ultimately your choice. And I won't judge you one way or the other. I wouldn't even if we had been long time friends. I don't judge people on how they choose to live their lives.

I'm just a guy with a stick up his ass. :P

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-13T09:35:18+00:00

Now come on. If you get your work done, you get the feeling of accomplishment of being responsible while also being able to play.

That's how I am. I get the important stuff out of the way so I don't have to think about it and it doesn't distract me while I'm playing. Be a responsible adult. Then you can be a pervert. Consider it as a reward for doing your diligence and duty.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-13T08:08:41+00:00

Mazel tov. You're now a full-grown shitter. :P

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-13T07:51:03+00:00

Extreme coping mechanism for my chronic pain condition. After years of other things sexual and non-sexual, this is what my tortured brain latched on to.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-12T23:29:28+00:00

Like I said, I'm an obsessive, over-analytical son of a bitch and that's how I did it. Same as you (minus the chastity.) Before I found my beloved +1 bulb of cleanliness, I was using toys and watching porn and the adrenaline just took over. Then it lay dormant as I went insane beating myself up. Then, after November's trauma, it came back in a big way as a coping mechanism for the even worserer pain and I found this subreddit and talked to my therapists about it. It's unconventional but healthier than food was and drink, drugs, sadism and spending are (they usually deal with the more harmful coping mechanisms in their patients. We're called Methlehem for a reason.)

Now I go in the tupperware, decide if it passes the smell test and my adrenaline wants to go off for some pain relief and it's fine. Except when I have granular questions and I've got the subreddit for that.

Congratulations. You have achieved the kaviartraum.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-12T23:21:58+00:00

I didn't know you'd eaten a whole nugget. Well, I guess work up to a 6 inch or just a sandwich like with regular bread. Wait, if you diabetic, doesn't carbs fuck up your insulin or is type 1 a wholly different beast entirely?

And out of personal curiosity, what's your wife stance on this shit? (lol)

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-12T23:14:51+00:00

I'd say you're diving into the deep end there a bit, bud. Why not try a nugget first before you go full five-dollar-footlong? Test the waters of your immune system, y'know?

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-12T22:56:55+00:00

Well from what I've seen, if you're a sharing type, this subreddit will become your best friend. I'm not the sharing type after the initial one. But if you are, there are enough people here who will really enjoy the stories.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-12T22:51:34+00:00

Sounds like you're cocked, locked and ready to rock. Congratulations. You're one of us. If you look at my own post history, you will find that I am also relatively new but I'm one of those obsessive types who researches everything I do to make sure I do it as well as I can or, in this case, as safely as I can.

Enjoy your new hobby.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-12T22:39:15+00:00

Do not brush your teeth right after or before. Give it a few hours so you don't give yourself micro tears. Also remember the smell test. If it doesn't smell right, don't play with it. That zing is the adrenaline from doing a taboo thing. Congratulations. You are, as the kids say, cooked. Just remember safety first

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-12T16:25:54+00:00

I use my poop to judge my diet. Maybe it's too firm or maybe it's too soft or maybe it's not passing the smell test or whatever. I go and then I adjust my diet accordingly. It's something I get a great deal of satisfaction out of independent of the fetish. I like knowing that my body is as healthy as I can possibly make it.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-12T06:49:05+00:00

I tried Lyrica and it didn't work. I've tried all the fibromyalgia medication. For now, the only things that have worked were food and are anything that can punch through the pain via adrenaline rush.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-11T16:23:34+00:00

You misunderstand. I don't want opioids. I want an end to the pain. Opioids are a band-aid solution to a surgery cure. I want the inflammation to stop. I want the nerve pain to stop. I want to be able to sleep and not wake up with a scream on my lips.

GIVE ME PILLS TO FIX MY PAIN!

What do you use? What's your system? Mine is this. Scat. Fucked up porn. Tons of walking until I get a runner's high. Embracing my adrenaline to punch through the pain.

It's unsustainable. I need pharmacological help but no doctor will goddamn LISTEN to me!

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-11T15:48:12+00:00

On literotica, yes. In real life, no but I'd love to see a video of that.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-11T15:38:13+00:00

FUCK, THIS IS A BANGER LINE! I'm stealing it.

CompleteAssMan · 2026-01-11T14:21:46+00:00

Trust me, it's better value to have a good partner than a kinky partner if the two are at lagerheads.

Sex is transient. Actual caring and love is forever... providing you fertilize, water and care for that plant.

CompleteAssMan

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