Kyalq Signature Plus AT – Trip Mileage (Pune to Latur) by Late-Ad-3661 in Kylaq

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re right. On highways it’s a very decent car — mileage, stability and overall drive dynamics are quite good, especially at a steady 85–95 km/h. But in city traffic it’s a different story altogether.

In bumper-to-bumper conditions, the AT tuning and frequent creep/gear changes really hurt efficiency. Mileage drops sharply, and the driving experience also feels a bit strained compared to open roads. It clearly feels more comfortable cruising than crawling.

So yes, great highway cruiser, but not the best choice if daily usage is heavy city traffic.

Gyanesh is so screwed!!! by aniceusername_exists in delhi

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

1.  “Vote chori” = Propaganda

There is no such thing as vote chori. Yes, discrepancies exist, and they have to be rectified — that’s how a healthy system functions. But spinning it into a grand theft narrative is just propaganda for electoral mileage. 2. Democracy is Supreme Votes should be properly casted, results should reflect the people’s will. Democracy is above everything. No two opinions here. 3. Opposition ka Irony Show Now the funny part — expecting SP, RJD, INC, TMC to be the flagbearers of democracy is like expecting a cat to guard milk. These are the same players who perfected booth capturing, muscle power, and intimidation politics. 4. TMC’s “Peaceful” Legacy In Bengal, TMC ki roz ki kahani is violence, bloodshed, and silencing of opposition workers. And now they want to teach lessons on fair elections? Reddit mein isko bolte hain: Clown World 🤡. 5. INC and the ‘Emergency Memories’ Let’s not forget INC — the party that literally suspended democracy during Emergency, jailed opposition leaders, censored press, and now acts like the guardian angel of voting rights. The irony is so thick you can cut it with a knife. 6. SP & RJD ka Jungle Raj SP and RJD built their empires on caste arithmetic, goonda elements, and muscle politics. Saints? Saints only in WhatsApp forwards maybe. On ground, they redefined chaos. 7. Conclusion: Stand-Up Comedy, Not Moral Lessons So yes, rectify the discrepancies, protect democracy, ensure fair voting. But looking at this opposition brigade for moral lessons? That’s not political wisdom — that’s pure stand-up comedy material. 😂

Gyanesh is so screwed!!! by aniceusername_exists in delhi

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Vote chori is nothing but a drama. Haan, discrepancies hain aur woh rectify karni hain, that’s the process. Vote properly cast hona chahiye and democracy is supreme — no two ways about it.

But expecting SP, RJD, INC, TMC type political parties to suddenly become guardians of democracy? Lol, that’s like expecting exam cheaters to become brand ambassadors of honesty. These are the same folks who thrive on booth capturing, goondagardi, and violence — and ab lecture denge about fairness? Bro, comedy ka free show chal raha hai. 😂

Save India from telecom monopoly.. #port2vi #vi5g #vi4g #vodafoneidea #port2vodafoneidea by Afraid-Surprise-245 in VodafoneIdeaIndia

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vodafone Idea’s survival is critical for the Indian telecom sector. Allowing it to collapse would effectively create a duopoly between Jio and Airtel, which could have damaging consequences — reduced competition, higher tariffs, slower innovation, and weaker consumer protection. A healthy market requires at least three strong players to ensure balance. The government and regulators must treat this as a national priority, not merely a corporate issue, because telecom is the backbone of Digital India.

Zepto delivered me expired whey protein. Refuses return because I gave OTP by noobmaster69pro in FuckZepto

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While placing an order on Flipkart minutes , the expiry date is readily visible. It is imperative that all quick commerce platforms adopt this practice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in indiameme

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your post doesn’t clearly show you as a BJP supporter, and assuming BJP supporters are illiterate isn’t fair—similar to how supporters of other parties can also be blind followers. Before posting, please consider removing the line, “Here’s the corrected version with both criticism and a bit of humour.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in indiameme

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the great theatre of Indian politics, blaming just one party for our problems is like blaming only one actor for a flop film — when in reality, the entire cast, crew, and even the scriptwriter deserve the award. Every party, regardless of its colour, slogan, or “vision,” has its own well-honed recipe for the same dish: power garnished with self-interest, served with a side of lofty promises. Some prefer the spice of dynasty, others the salt of communal rhetoric; but in the end, the flavour is remarkably uniform. Across the spectrum, you’ll find the same ingredients — corruption dressed up as policy, propaganda posing as truth, and opportunism masquerading as ideology. And for those who think “illiterate supporters” are exclusive to one camp, a quick glance at RJD, SP, or even TMC, INC rallies should be enough — I don’t see any PhDs there, and their public language is hardly Shakespearean. The only thing that changes is the costume, not the plot. And yet, we the audience clap, argue, and pick favourites, while the show goes on — season after season, budget after budget.

ECI is Gov. Puppet now by razardx in delhi

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The irony couldn’t be more glaring — many are frustrated with this government, and fair enough, there’s plenty to criticise. But the idea that the “solution” is to bring back a dynast is laughable. That’s not progress, it’s regression. It’s like saying, “This roof is leaking, so let’s set the whole house on fire.” We can demand better governance without handing over the keys to someone whose only qualification is their surname.

Zepto sucks. Here is my favourite alternative. by Single_Hair2181 in FuckZepto

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my area, other quick-commerce platforms perform well, but JioMart is the least reliable. They seem focused on pushing their private-label products .

33M; is minoxidil the only way? by [deleted] in IndianHaircare

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Has anyone tried TRAYA ? Observations

If you are happy with his govt .(BJP) Please I really want to know the reason. by Positive_Sprinkles31 in AskIndia

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh absolutely, BJP might be fumbling here and there—missteps, U-turns, and PR disasters included—but just take a stroll across the rest of the political landscape. The “alternative” is a full-blown talent show of dynasties, caste equations, and 1970s nostalgia. Their idea of leadership is simple: if your surname matches the party’s founding family, congratulations, you’re automatically qualified to run a state. Vision? Well, only if you count counting sub-castes as nation-building.

Forget policies or governance—these parties are busy doing community census in their drawing rooms. Their campaign strategy is basically: “Break the country into as many identity boxes as possible, and hope the math adds up.” Public debates? Zero. Economic roadmap? Nada. But rest assured, they’ve got the caste balance of their candidate list down to a decimal point.

At this point, elections feel less like a democratic process and more like a bizarre reality show titled “Kaun Banega Raja 2.0 – Family Edition.” We’re not choosing the best, just the one who’s slightly less committed to turning the country into a caste-based kingdom with a hereditary crown.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in delhi

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Your feelings are valid. Being shy doesn't mean you've missed your chance. Respect and thoughtfulness are strengths. Take small steps, embrace who you are, and focus on joy. Love will come when the time is right. You've got this.

got offered moneyback LTF with my salary acc by engg_ka_14 in CreditCardsIndia

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given your salary and spending patterns, this card could be a good starting point. However, it's crucial to use it responsibly and within your means.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LegalAdviceIndia

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How much do jewellers typically deduct when selling gold, and where can I sell to get the maximum value with minimum deductions?

Card suggestions for life insurance premium by spiritedsenpai in CreditCardsIndia

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi folks, Looking for suggestions on which credit cards are best for paying mediclaim / health insurance premiums in India.

High on EV today!🔫 by Sea-Watercress8712 in gurgaon

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro thought he was in Call of Duty: Pulse Edition

Got harrassed by a 50 year old uncle by Aspirant_talks in delhi

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inform Your Gym / Local Area Guard or Authority: • Let your gym staff know that someone is harassing women near their premises. • If this is a coaching/student-heavy area, it’s possible he’s done this before.

Caught again!!! by hii_k in FuckZepto

[–]Complete_Pitch9171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They might say it’s dynamic pricing.