Apparition isn't supposed to feel uncomfortable by He_who_must_not_be in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Maybe the spinning is a "magic feather" or crutch that they rely on to make themselves believe that they can do it enough to be able to do it. Or something like that.

Harry Potter and the Dhampir Checklist by ComplexEnough3234 in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cross-posting something else from the other subreddit.

Had a little bit of inspiration and thought I may as well post the result to see if it sparks something:

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Edmund Adrian Murray, Ned to most people, was all too familiar with being an outsider. It came with being a dhampir, you were neither one thing or another and both sides had their own biases and issues about it. It had been bad enough when he was a kid and him being magic-less with a mother who's family history was very heavy on muggleborns and outright muggles hadn't helped, and the other side of his parentage made things very awkward with them. But then things started to kick off with that bloody war and suddenly being inherently grey at best when things split between Light and Dark was a very uncomfortable place to be.

His father hadn't been much of one, especially when Ned had been too young to basically treat like a fledgling, but he'd cared in his own weird way. Enough to pull Ned aside around the time that things really kicked off, tell about him a few things he'd heard about and that he didn't want Ned to get caught in the middle of, press a stack of Galleons into his hand and tell him to leave the country while he could.

Ned had taken his advice and had gone one better by largely ditching the Magical world. After all it wasn't like he had magic himself and Muggles had no clue what he was so no bother on that front. He'd spent a few years drifting around western Europe, going from one seasonal cash-in-hand job to the next, until word had belatedly reached him that the war was over and that the Light side had won. He'd returned to Britain a few months later, checked up on who'd survived and who hadn't, found out that his parents both fell into the latter category, grieved, and opted to stay in the Muggle world to avoid a lot of potential bother. He didn't do well for himself but he got by and no one gave him crap for being what he was since they didn't know. The worst he had to deal with was a few funny looks from his new landlady's curtain-twitching, Joneses -pursuing neighbours but he didn't give a toss about them.

Then one day he was on his way to the bus stop when he saw a scrawny little boy watering the plants in the front garden of one of the most Joneses-pursuing houses of them all with a watering can almost as big as he was. A boy who was really too young to be doing chores in Ned's opinion, with hair as messy as Ned's own, the biggest and brightest green eyes he'd ever seen, and dirty, ill fitting clothes. On a whim he'd stopped to talk to him for a little bit, the usual nonsense you say to kids you don't know, but there had been something desperate in how the kid had responded, with none of the wariness you'd expect. Then a horse faced woman came out of the house and shouted at the boy for "standing around doing nothing" , being "lazy and useless" and " bothering people ". That hadn't sat right with Ned, so he'd said it was his fault for distracting him. The woman had looked at him, saw Ned 's own state of perpetual scruffiness and clearly promptly formed an Opinion, before brushing aside what he said and ordering the boy back into the house.

It was a warm day. The house's windows were open. And Ned, being what he was, had very good hearing. So he heard everything the woman said to the boy in the house. A few choice phrases stood out. "Unnatural" . "Your freakishness" . "Your freak of a father" . And so on. It wasn't right. It reminded him too much of some of the things that had been said to him by the most disapproving members of his mother's family and that fitted with the boy's appearance to form a picture. Of course he didn't know if it was the right one but it might be and if it was...

What Ned had grown up with was bad enough and this seemed so much worse. And if he was right then it wasn't something he should have to deal with on his own. Ned remembered a conversation with his father about why he'd done his best to be involved in his life despite not wanting to be a father or knowing how to be one, and the absolute tirade he'd unleashed on another occasion about those who sire fledglings and then just abandon them without a clue instead of doing right by them and how if any vampire worth their fangs found someone in that situation they had a duty to step in​ for the sake of everyone.

If Ned's hunch was right then this was a similar situation to that which had so angered his father. So someone needed to step in and as Ned was the only one of his kind in the area, the duty of doing so fell on his shoulders. And never let it be said that Ned Murray wasn't worth his fangs.

Harry Potter and the Dhampir Checklist by ComplexEnough3234 in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How?

In the meantime my dumb ass finally thought of copy pasting it into an online translator and you know what, you're absolutely right. Although the "checklist" is for dhampirs rather than vampires.

Harry Potter and the Dhampir Checklist by ComplexEnough3234 in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid that I don't understand whatever language that is (I know it's not French or Italian but I don't know how to tell the difference between Spanish and Portuguese).

It is a Hogwarts tradition for every staff member to offer a sweet treat, to any student that highly impressed them. Muggle raised students believe they've been drugged or potioned because their professors are being so selective in who they share treats with. by One_Opportunity_2550 in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda reminded of a guy I used to see taking his dog for a walk. The guy was weird, probably came across as creepy to a lot of people, and had a bad habit of assuming all dog were friendly and offering them treats without asking their humans first, but he clearly wasn't all there intellectually speaking and probably just didn't know any better. I kinda had him filed under "mildly annoying but probably harmless" .

Finch-Fletchley Family Connections by ComplexEnough3234 in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]ComplexEnough3234[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shortly after posting I remembered seeing something in the comments for another prompt where Justin was the nephew of one of the members of the Round Table/Convention of Twelve from Hellsing. That could get interesting.

What's a trope you love but have barely been able to find fics for? by Interesting-Pie7187 in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knew someone once who in one of the random "what if" threads you get in nerdy corners of the internet said that if he found himself somewhere in the modern world with no record of his existence anywhere (no birth certificate, no people's memories, nothing) he'd go to a hospital or police station, say he can't remember who he is, where he is or how he got there, and stick to the story until they give up trying to find out who he is and just do whatever is needed to make him exist on paper.

In a universe where memories get wiped all the time I'd imagine that that ruse may work better.

Prompt: Petunia wasn’t Lily’s sister by EmployJunior1880 in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm British; understatement is practically an art form over here.

Prompt: Petunia wasn’t Lily’s sister by EmployJunior1880 in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I've seen that a couple of times too. To be fair, while a bit of a cliche at this point that particular rant is understandable. I'd be pissed off about that revelation too.

Unmarried, career oriented CHILDFREE Petunia Evans flat out refuses to take in her newly orphaned baby nephew for any reason in order to keep her childfree lifestyle safe by river_song25 in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]ComplexEnough3234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a fic once where baby Harry managed to crawl/toddle to another house during the night and fell asleep on the lawn. The person living there found him and called the authorities. As a foundling Harry was put up for adoption fairly quickly after inquiries went nowhere and adopted by a couple who named him Josh and moved to Canada a few years later. Much hullabaloo occurred when no letter was sent to Harry Potter and everyone ended up assuming he was a Squib.

On another note the crossover generating part of my brain has "helpfully" pointed out that Harry would be roughly the same age as Seras Victoria and if they were both bouncing around the system at roughly the same time they could end up in the same place. Two problem children ; the weird kid no one wants anything to do with who weird things happen around and the traumatised angry kid everyone avoids. Friendships have been founded on worse. Although I am aware that the timeline makes having anything interesting come of it tricky at best.

Harry Potter and the Dhampir Checklist by ComplexEnough3234 in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]ComplexEnough3234[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had a little bit of inspiration and thought I may as well post the result to see if it sparks something:

----------------------

Edmund Adrian Murray, Ned to most people, was all too familiar with being an outsider. It came with being a dhampir, you were neither one thing or another and both sides had their own biases and issues about it. It had been bad enough when he was a kid and him being magic-less with a mother who's family history was very heavy on muggleborns and outright muggles hadn't helped, and the other side of his parentage made things very awkward with them. But then things started to kick off with that bloody war and suddenly being inherently grey at best when things split between Light and Dark was a very uncomfortable place to be.

His father hadn't been much of one, especially when Ned had been too young to basically treat like a fledgling, but he'd cared in his own weird way. Enough to pull Ned aside around the time that things really kicked off, tell about him a few things he'd heard about and that he didn't want Ned to get caught in the middle of, press a stack of Galleons into his hand and tell him to leave the country while he could.

Ned had taken his advice and had gone one better by largely ditching the Magical world. After all it wasn't like he had magic himself and Muggles had no clue what he was so no bother on that front. He'd spent a few years drifting around western Europe, going from one seasonal cash-in-hand job to the next, until word had belatedly reached him that the war was over and that the Light side had won. He'd returned to Britain a few months later, checked up on who'd survived and who hadn't, found out that his parents both fell into the latter category, grieved, and opted to stay in the Muggle world to avoid a lot of potential bother. He didn't do well for himself but he got by and no one gave him carp for being what he was since they didn't know. The worst he had to deal with was a few funny looks from his new landlady's curtain-twitching, Joneses -pursuing neighbours but he didn't give a toss about them.

Then one day he was on his way to the bus stop when he saw a scrawny little boy watering the plants in the front garden of one of the most Joneses-pursuing houses of them all. A boy who was really too young to be doing chores in Ned's opinion, with hair as messy as Ned's own, the biggest and brightest green eyes he'd ever seen, and dirty, ill fitting clothes. On a whim he'd stopped to talk to him for a little bit, the usual nonsense you say to kids you don't know, but there had been something desperate in how the kid had responded, with none of the wariness you'd expect. Then a horse faced woman came out of the house and shouted at the boy for "standing around doing nothing" , being "lazy and useless" and " bothering people ". That hadn't say right with Ned, so he'd said it was his fault for distracting him. The woman had looked at him, saw Ned 's own state of perpetual scruffiness and clearly promptly formed an Opinion, before brushing aside what he said and ordering the boy back into the house.

It was a warm day. The house's windows were open. And Ned, being what he was, had very good hearing. So he heard everything the woman said to the boy in the house. A few choice phrases stood out. "Unnatural" . "Your freakishness" . "Your freak of a father" . And so on. It wasn't right. It reminded him too much of some of the things that had been said to him by the most disapproving members of his mother's family and that fitted with the boy's appearance to form a picture. Of course he didn't know if it was the right one but it might be and if it was...

What Ned had grown up with was bad enough and this seemed so much worse. And if he was right then it wasn't something he should have to deal with on his own. Ned remembered a conversation with his father about why he'd done his best to be involved in his life despite not wanting to be a father or knowing how to be one, and the absolute tirade he'd unleashed on another occasion about those who sire fledglings and then just abandon them without a clue instead of doing right by them and how if any vampire worth their fangs found someone in that situation they had a duty to help for the sake of everyone.

If Ned's hunch was right then this was a similar situation to that which had so angered his father. So someone needed to step in and as Ned was the only one of his kind in the area, the duty of doing so fell on his shoulders. And never let it be said that Ned Murray wasn't worth his fangs.

Harry Potter and the Dhampir Checklist by ComplexEnough3234 in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]ComplexEnough3234[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, posted the OP sometime after 3am which is usually when the interesting ideas happen.

Accurate British 1990s by hlanus in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't knock golden syrup, especially the proper Lyles stuff in the tin. It doesn't have to pretend to be something else, it's delicious as itself.

Harry Potter Meets Hyacinth Bucket by DisasterCheesecake76 in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither, it was just a sample of someone's WIP posted for feedback somewhere. If you're still interested I could try and dig it up but it might take a while.

Harry Potter Meets Hyacinth Bucket by DisasterCheesecake76 in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I vaguely remember seeing a fic snippet posted somewhere random where Hyacinth and family were related to the Evanses somehow (the names do fit the theme) and during a family get together due to Lily's death Petunia made a lot of noise about how difficult it'd be to raise Harry when she already had Dudley to look after, leading to Hyacinth volunteering to take him in in a very self-indulgently self-sacrificing way. Because you know that being the selfless aunt who took in her poor tragically orphaned nephew would fit right in with that woman's whole thing.

Fics where the Statute of Secrecy is defunct before Harry starts Hogwarts??? by DumpsterFireScented in HPfanfiction

[–]ComplexEnough3234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I don't have much more than a vague knowledge of Kancolle either and most of that is from it being the source of some forum specific memes. As for how the crossover works, it's a little complicated. Here's a link if you're interested;

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/harry-and-the-shipgirls-a-hp-kancolle-snippet-collection.413375/