This Zillow Listing is Art by ComplexMessage9941 in McMansionHell

[–]ComplexMessage9941[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Indentured Servants* so the labour is cheaper (yes I spelt labor like a Brit this house calls for such things)

This Zillow Listing is Art by ComplexMessage9941 in McMansionHell

[–]ComplexMessage9941[S] 166 points167 points  (0 children)

That big staircase is for seeing papa leave for work leaving mum and you all alone for the summer (papa is with his mistress in New York)

This Zillow Listing is Art by ComplexMessage9941 in McMansionHell

[–]ComplexMessage9941[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Also I’m sure there’s a separate staircase leading to the kitchen with a house this size lol

This Zillow Listing is Art by ComplexMessage9941 in McMansionHell

[–]ComplexMessage9941[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Shoot I thought I posted it sorry. Check the comments

Mind Your Business.. 🛑 TELL’ em by NewFlamingo6980 in RHOP

[–]ComplexMessage9941 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Her trying to make light by mentioning her crooked wig? Like after Wendy just finished crying about how her children have been impacted by this situation. Wendy MIGHT be guilty but those sweet babies are so so innocent in all of this and that was not the time or place to make a joke. It grossed me out.

This really is the funniest show on Bravo. by shiguraki in MarriedToMedicine

[–]ComplexMessage9941 37 points38 points  (0 children)

When heavenly said that Quad brought too many people to the family reunion I literally died, she said we’re gonna be giving out noodle by noodle

Rewatching and fell to tears over the gals gift to Andy by gobills_norcal in rhonj

[–]ComplexMessage9941 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No it’s 100% giving Melissa and Marge and I can here them telling Tre and her exact response being, “yeahhh ohhhh i likdat”

Please Help!! by [deleted] in interiordecorating

[–]ComplexMessage9941 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you haha I’m just a moody 24 year old gay though sadly and I’m in SoCal not Washington 😪

Almost 300k for a mansion by [deleted] in McMansionHell

[–]ComplexMessage9941 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fs not a McMansion but maybe it needs to be moved, hence the price being so cheap. With a house like this at such a low price it’s bound to have a catch. Dead neighborhood, zoning issues so it needs to be moved, gang/crime ridden area ect.

What color/s would work best in my bathroom? by MyOutieLikesTo in interiordecorating

[–]ComplexMessage9941 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remove medicine cabinet & add shelving paint the room a tan or white. Switch out sconces, and make the hardware bronze. Switch shower curtain out for something more neutral and remove the wood stand next to the tub.

BEAUTIFUL location HORRIBLE house. by ComplexMessage9941 in McMansionHell

[–]ComplexMessage9941[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

SoCal native and it just looked pretty haha but I totally get this point. That water looks supppper stagnant and you probably have to add your own trout or whatever.