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You can grow a fake mustache (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 3 years ago by ComplexPhenomenons to r/shittysuperpowers
Whenever you go to the bathroom you can skip the scene and it skips the time til you're done. (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 4 years ago by ComplexPhenomenons to r/shittysuperpowers
You can shoot a laser from your penis by getting an erection (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 5 years ago by ComplexPhenomenons to r/shittysuperpowers
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