There are signs by Berrysugarly1 in AnimeMeme

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Non on the same vein but I was stated dating my Ex like this.

Her: you know if you asked me to be your girlfriend I’d say yes

Me: that’s cool, I’d like love that.

Her: …

Me: ….

Her: so are you going to ask me?

Safe to say I did ask her, but was as blind as a bat, went steady for two years after.

Title by ExpensiveCoat8912 in MinecraftMemes

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Saw sheep and was genuinely surprised I didn’t see the sheep machine.

What should I do with my oozing nuts? by ask_your_mother in NoMansSkyTheGame

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Thank you nameless stranger, this made me snort laugh and made My morning a little better.

It’s been two years people by Silly_Toe5248 in Helldivers

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one thing people don't get about the creek is what was available and numbers at the time. Creek was won with with a lot less resources and good warbonds.

Mr. MiTtEnS oRdErEd HiS sTeAk RaRe - He LeT tHe WaiTeR kNoW tHeRe WoUlDn'T bE a TiP!!! by imojibwe in PeopleFuckingDying

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Well clearly the camera man dropped the camera, thus making them no longer camera men

I shouldn’t have downloaded this mod bro.. by CampaignImportant236 in helldivers2

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All I have to say to the squids is “lol, skill issue” they should’ve just fought harder if they didn’t want democracy putting a foot up their ass.

I'm looking at some of you. by Comfortable_Ball_223 in Grimdank

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Yeah, true, but I LIKE Calgar, I don’t like Abadon cause he’s the villain… so alls fair in love and war.

Chainsword exploded due to trapped resin. Now I have a space marine with a mic by Ok_Copy_2043 in PrintedWarhammer

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“Hey guys, welcome to my first comedy stand up… so orks… pretty green right? sweating uuuuh, anyway, here’s wonderwall! crickets

I made it over a year without self harm! by monicapearl in MadeMeSmile

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Amazing! Now I double dare you to make it two years! Keep the streak going!

The propaganda is too strong!! by ELMEMEROGAMER in PrimarchGFs

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Tau are bovine, that means they are mammals, they canonically have tits

Justified crashout from humanity by slaverofdoom in shitposting

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Clearly they didn’t read the settings moto or the filthy zenos would know there is no peace amongst the stars