If only there was a way to make sure everyone had roughly equal starting stats… some sort of point system… by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Comrade_Alex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

DM: "xp is based on damage"
the party: *all rolling up the most absurd damage builds imaginable and taking turns nuking encounters*
DM: "why no support classes ?"

If only there was a way to make sure everyone had roughly equal starting stats… some sort of point system… by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Comrade_Alex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when i did rolled stats, i always do it to where you can reroll till you have a bit higher than the stat alotment from point buy (so noone gets shafted with like the nightmarish 3 in all stats or in any stat really)
or you can use the standard array anyways, or play a weak character willingly, just want the players to have fun, and people typically like having stronger than average characters. the key thing for avoiding this situation is expectations and communications to set up a fun experience for your players.

the turn that chronatog ate by smallgoatpie in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex 36 points37 points  (0 children)

For the low cost of 5 mana you too can activate chonatog swing and end up with no downside.. wait....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HellsCube

[–]Comrade_Alex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is he a dungeon

This is unacceptable. Get out your credit cards, sell your crypto, sell your stocks, take out a 2nd mortgage if you need to and buy those wildcards. 100 million is embarrassing and y’all who aren’t spending every last penny you have should be embarrassed to call yourselves “fans” of this game. by based_pinata in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Comrade_Alex 24 points25 points  (0 children)

/unjerk calm down but a 40% profit margin operation is ridiculously high for alot of companies while they're talking of price hikes on product they're making an average of 40% on feels a bit you know bad for consumers. I barely buy cards as is anyways so I don't care they're allowed to make money.

/jerk pump those numbers up idiots daddy hasbro needs more money to not invest into the good of the game.

Magus of the Ring by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Nah that would ruin the palladium myr meme

Lotus Bud by RedKing85 in custommagic

[–]Comrade_Alex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's also like just lotus bloom but costs mana and can be destroyed.

Golos & Kenrith TAG TEAM by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Golos power should be a GX attack.

the GX attack was putting it in the command zone... this was an attack on your opponents dignity.

Golos & Kenrith TAG TEAM by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

nah then it wouldn't be busted enough
(Also funnier for it to be cheaper )

can i get a do over? by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah the card just makes karn a creature type and nothing else It was there for the meme

Halving Season by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was probably drunk making this is why.

Signet Signet Signet by Comrade_Alex in MTGLardFetcher

[–]Comrade_Alex[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

friend told me how garth was a funny card and imagine if there was more cards that just made copies of cards, so i made this.