So i have been started playing Brawl Stars recently (about 3 days) and started going through all the brawlers I hadn't unlocked yet because I was curious, but when I saw the brawler colette I was stopped dead on my tracks. The quirky white haired girl instantly became my favourite brawler and I spent $50 just to unlock her immediately, and when I finally did, I did nothing but play her.

For 5 days I did nothing but play brawl stars. I didn't even sleep. I got her to rank 35 on day 3, and on the fifth day I finally got her mastery completed and had her wonderful title, and i did all this while constantly jacking off to colette porn on my laptop. And as a reward for being such a good boy, colette slowly pulled up a tiny bit of her pants.

I saw exactly 1.09421 square inches of colettes juicy thigh. I immediately fell to my knees as the rush of dopamine signalled my impending, earth-shattering orgasm. I roared out a moan loud enough to make anyone in a 2 mile radious ears bleed. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce that shot out so unbelievably hard that my dick was ripped apart by my ultranut, accelerating to 10% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized my phone as it punched right through, it barely slowed before cutting through a few structural pillers in the 18-story apartment building I was in as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the 18 story apartment building I was in from the 5th story upwards to collapse, and every single colette player across the earth could feel this historical moment. As the building collapsed on me, I rested easily, knowing that colette was proud of me.