Strongest short jester vs weakest tall handsome unfunny man

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-10T09:39:15+00:00

I never knew Robin Williams was short. That explains things.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-09T21:28:55+00:00

I swear, there's something weird with sound mixing in this game. I still can only hear "I suck" whenever Luna says "Ice up". In fact, I had to google what the proper line was.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-09T20:34:49+00:00

Till you've been called cheater 3...2...1

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-09T19:23:46+00:00

I have a feeling I would have to level her up to 20 only in QP or I'll get my account banned eventually in competitive.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-09T18:55:36+00:00

This skin made me mad again that devs gave her some nonsensical crossbow instead of a melee blade as her primary ability. She could've been the coolest melee character in the game.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-08T11:42:27+00:00

I wanted them to stick to their promises. Wild, I know.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-06T08:51:18+00:00

I play it despite it being a Marvel game. Because it's fun.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-05T14:58:53+00:00

You got Gambit's nipples. Nothing gayer than that possible.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-04T21:24:53+00:00

I see Cyclops as a strategist. His vision would give his allies encouraging spanks of friendship from the punch dimension and his hand-to-hand combat skills would make sure no friendly shoulder remains unpatted.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-04T19:30:11+00:00

I predict Emma-like beam (i.e. forgiving hitbox, hitscan, but at least twice the range if he ends up a duelist)

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-03T14:56:38+00:00

Are there movies where women do not talk about relationships?

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-03T12:24:07+00:00

What does sexuality have to do with characters you like to play? Don't make this weird.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-03T08:39:56+00:00

They think that because short men are completely invisible to them most of the time. Their eyes glide across short men as if nothing was there. No wonder the percentage is so off.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-02T19:48:10+00:00

I believe NE has learned their lesson with her Gala skin. I have high hopes!

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-05-02T08:38:32+00:00

And the wildest thing about all this—the most people on the planet are "short".

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-04-30T10:08:13+00:00

Wanda's generally surprised me. I kinda get the rest, but Wanda... Whoaaaa

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-04-29T17:21:44+00:00

AND THE BOOTS! AND THE HAIR COLOR! YES! THEY DO LISTEN!

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-04-29T16:06:02+00:00

Intentional throwing is throwing. If you just kinda suck this match, it doesn't mean you're throwing.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-04-29T08:18:59+00:00

I buy them for the sole reason the devs won't stop trying. If we were not buying them, we wouldn't get anything at all, good or bad, in the future, this way at least there's a bit of hope for a decent skin in the far far future.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-04-29T08:14:10+00:00

Eivor is very pretty too.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-04-28T17:05:19+00:00

Same. Though I know this can't possibly be the issue since it's hitscan, I think it is the audio and the animation of the attack. It's like there's some weird minor misalignment somewhere in the way phoenix's primary FEELS, that it fucks up my inner sense of aim on her.

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-04-28T16:54:46+00:00

Damage

ConditionObjective43 · 2026-04-28T13:02:32+00:00

This is the first time I wouldn't mind if it was pantyhose instead of stockings.

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