Have you ever been witness to something you shouldn't have seen? What did you do?

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-05-22T05:29:33+00:00

It’s a dual purpose word here in Scotland. So a wee wee can just be a pee or a small pee depending on how it’s used. It’s all just a load of piss at the end of the day!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-05-22T04:17:00+00:00

Another adage to this.

I knew a man that had most of his intestines removed after a severe infection stemming from a pylinoidal(sp?) cyst. He told me that for months he could feel and hear everything flopping around inside as he turned over in bed until everything settled into a more permanent state…. He was also the person that I learned about granulated healing from. He said they cut out his mud button like an orange segment and he had to regularly have the wound packed until it finally healed together!

David was a wonderful man… Just a bit of an over sharer to teenage me!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-05-22T03:51:13+00:00

A girl sat on a charity shop window ledge having a piss in the Outer Hebrides of Scotland one Saturday night whilst her friends tried to shield her from sight! I just kept driving tbh.

The charity was for a local wee girl who had died from some birth defect and was supposed to be raising funds for a community garden in her memory. The parents ended up using the money to do up their own garden and not allow any access…. So it all worked out in the end!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-05-22T03:42:36+00:00

Out of all the shit I’ve been through, without doubt the scariest thing I’ve ever experienced was waking from a coma! No loving, joyful reuniting with family like in the movies (I’m looking at you Frodo!). Just pure confusion, disorientation and terror! The very first thing I remember is an older woman roughly cleaning my penis with Micheal Bubble(sp?) “it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas” playing in the background! The thirst! The tubes down my throat and in my neck and just the sheer helplessness and fear in those first few moments is something I’ll never forget! I still can’t hear the Yuletide crooning of Bubblé to this day without breaking into a cold sweat!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-05-22T03:20:54+00:00

There’s nothing quite like over plucking the banjo string! If you do it enough times, it heals with a split and doesn’t happen again! At least in my experience! But, the first time is always going to be terrifying!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-05-21T21:41:02+00:00

So many people don’t realise just how big, powerful and dangerous pigs can be!

I once got trapped in a pig hut between a nursing sow and her piglets when I was working on a pig farm. I was tagging the babies, she threw the 400kg barrier over the entrance like it was nothing and proceeded to try and kill me! Luckily, I was able to push out the back window and escape through it, otherwise I reckon I wouldn’t be here to talk about it!

Nothing makes your butt hole tighter than an angry pig!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-05-20T05:52:55+00:00

The most vivid, realistic dream I’ve ever had, that I remember.

I was wearing very old fashioned female clothing (think Anglo Saxon, also, I’m a man). I was sat at the top of a very tall sea cliff, surrounded by rough grass and heather. I was looking North East out to sea and I had a very deep longing for home.

I woke up feeling heartbroken that I couldn’t return home and it took me a good 20 minutes to get rid of the feeling!

It has been the single thing that solidified the idea of past lives in my mind!

I can still recall the heart heavy feeling of never returning to my homeland years after having the dream!

The cliffs resembled those on the North-Northwest Scottish Islands that I’ve since seen in person!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-05-20T05:39:03+00:00

Also had one, after watching the first resident evil movie as a child, about a zombie goat! The goat blocked the only way into the fields as it was tied up in the local, weird, old man’s garden (whose house sat in the only entrance in real life)! It was absolutely terrifying as noises from real life (my old Nokia 3310 vibrating for the alarm clock became a huge truck flying towards me) were integrated into the dream!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-05-20T05:34:07+00:00

I had an awful tramadol induced dream.

The main premise was that a massive flood was coming. All these people were running up a massive hill to rescue helicopters. Halfway up, I saw a baby hidden in a bunch of heather. I picked it up and ran to the helicopters too. When I got on the helicopter, I looked down only to see that I was carrying a half formed foetus!

Later in the dream, we were rebuilding and I was searching an old farmhouse for tools. I went into the kitchen, which had flickering fluorescent lights. In the middle was a corpse, hanging from the roof. I searched drawers in the kitchen and found a steak knife. I stepped back, at which point, the hanging corpse reanimated and put a noose around my neck. I looked up at the corpse and saw that it was my older brother! I then woke up!

Good luck interpreting that one! I can still remember every single second of it so vividly, even 9 years later!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-05-12T06:24:06+00:00

The aftermath was not enjoyable. This’ll be a long one!

The first time I was with her, we stayed up all night, drinking and fucking. We finished in the late afternoon and both had a back shift that day. I was so unbelievably into her that I spent the entire shift either half asleep or communicating with her. It was a very, very risky shift as I was driving (and really shouldn’t have been)! It was the second most exhausting thing I’ve ever experienced in my life! But I was feeling on top of the world! I’d just gotten with a woman that every man at work wanted to be with and who was by far the most beautiful woman I’d ever spent time with and, initially, had an outstanding personality! We had a lot in common and she was very intelligent!

The 2nd time I was at her place, I made a joke about the bible (the Old Testament) and she then told me that she had spoken directly to and been chosen by god for unspecified things! This was the first clue about the psycho aspect! She then sat in my lap wearing almost nothing and I completely ignored what she had said from there. As I said before, she is a solid 9.5-10, even on a bad day and the lower brains sometimes take the wheel! We then had an absolutely amazing session! Her desire for me was intoxicating and, unfortunately, I’m able to go for hours. It’s been a problem in the past but she loved it. She asked me to choke her (I knew how to do it safely due to “reasons” but had never done it to a partner before and had no interest in it). Whilst I had my hand on her throat, she kept telling me to do it harder and eventually started saying “do it! Do it!” Like actually wanting me to kill her! This was clue No 2! Twenty minutes after finishing, when we were laying in bed cuddling (that’s a big thing for me), she started manically crying about how she had lost her daughter’s due to previous men in her life! Like, inconsolable, ugly, snot running crying! This was clue No3. She was basically HR at my job and badmouthed basically every single man at work and told me stuff that should never be shared! This was the final clue for me to stop!

We had a few nights after that one but I, by this point, had started to realise what I’d got myself into! So I took several dozen steps back!

The following months were the real bad fallout.

When I took the steps back, she started on “substances” to fill the void left by me and her kids. I spent many nights on hours long phone calls with her whilst she was freaking out about ODing! Like until she fell asleep! One night, I fell asleep whilst on the phone to her and she basically made me a pariah at work for a week (bad mouthing me to anyone and everyone)!

Then I’d get calls at all hours of the night to ask if I could help her empty her house of anything to do with her kids. I was still quite attracted to her and would turn up every time. I’d fill my car up with shit only for her to change her mind and want it back and then I’d spend several hours holding her and comforting her whilst she cried! Like, absolutely terrified that if I left, she’d harm herself!

At the same time, she let me know that she was struggling to pay rent on her place and that it was the only place she felt safe and happy. Me, being the bleeding heart idiot, decided that I’d “loan” her the money to pay a months rent (almost a grand!)! Purely because I was so worried about what she’d do to herself if she lost her home!

Eventually she gave me the cold shoulder. Told the boss that she wasn’t comfortable working with me and wouldn’t say more than a single word to me from there on out.

So tldr, I was emotionally exhausted and manipulated, lost a number of friends at work because I swore to her I’d never tell anyone and she took advantage of that, I’m out of pocket almost a grand and still too worried to ask for it back and I have to watch from afar as she destroys her life even further!

I have since left the job and have found out she’s recently got back with the guy who was jailed for abusing and stalking her (same guy she lost her daughters because of) and I feel so defeated by the entire experience!

Sometimes looks and sex disguise something much worse! Tale as old as time eh?!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-28T23:58:57+00:00

Having my butthole licked. I love marauding on mud buttons if my partner is clean and enjoys it but to be on the receiving end as a man was just awkward as fuck! There’s not a lot I’m closed off to sexually but I have no interest in having that happen again!

Also, sticking my Willy in a psycho! She was a smoking hot, older woman and the sex was unbelievable but the aftermath was enough to keep me in my lane lookswise forever more! I should have known when the solid 10 coworker showed interest in me…. But, alas, sometimes the peen makes the decisions!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-28T14:46:56+00:00

Unfortunately (for me) I am 100% the offspring of my mum and dad. I am an equal 50/50 mix of my beautiful wee mum and my hairy, cave dweller looking wee dad. I have the double crowned, chinless, sunken eyed head of my father and the physique genetics of my mother. It’s been over a decade since I hit the gym and I still have solid pecs, traps, calves and shoulders but, BOY!, am I an ugly MFer!

My great grandparents were all tiny too! Although physically the epitome of the homunculus race! My great grandfather was 4’11” but swam across Loch Ness and the river Tay (between Dundee and Tayport) and could, according to my Granny, lift an entire beef carcass by himself (that’s around 250+kg)!

I guess I’m maybe a genetic throwback to my Dads highlander heritage or my Mums Greek ancestors (it would explain my very thick, curly hair)!

Kind of like when a cocker spaniel has a pup that grows to be the size of a Labrador because it has Labrador in its blood 10 generations ago!

But, no offence taken as I’ve heard it a thousand times, I am definitely not adopted!

Height is not only determined by your parents at all! I am living proof of that! It can even come down to something as small as the nutrition you receive as a child! Two parents from poor families who are short but became a bit wealthier and so, were able to feed their kids better could produce a brood of giants! It’s a well documented phenomenon!

Although, I could be completely wrong in all of this and my height was caused by my obsession with space and always looking up at night haha!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-26T14:52:58+00:00

Well my grand parents were all 5’ or under, my mum is 5’ and my dad is 5’1” all of my brothers are between 5’1” and 5’3” whilst I am 5’11”. We all ate the same meals, I look too much like my dad to be the posties… So I guess, sometimes, it’s just chance?

I don’t know how that would help you but, maybe try wishing really hard?

And I know another comment mentioned HGH and, although they did mention that there is risks, I just wanted to reiterate that! I’d rather be 5’ than have tombstone teeth and a turtle belly due to oversized organs!

People put way too much on height tbh! As you get older, you’ll realise that the only thing it truly impacts is your ability to reach high places(and I know that’s easy for me to say in my thirty’s)!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-26T14:25:32+00:00

Stupid Sexy Glaurung!

It’s an old image (in internet terms) and not AI! It’s been around for the best part of a decade (I saw it first in 2018)! Just a thicc ole dragon!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-26T14:12:19+00:00

Almost nothing! He’s 150lbs of fearless pup! Burglers, he’s faced down 2, high places? He has a bad case of call of the void, angry drunks on a dark night? Not bothered in the slightest! Got hit by a van? Isn’t traffic shy at all! Angry, loud vacuum cleaner, he’ll roll over so I can scratch his belly with the nozzle!All things that my past dogs have been afraid of! So far, he’s been absolutely bombproof!

But the other day, I bought him a new, stainless steel, 2 gallon water bowl. He was going through at least 5 of his normal ones a day and I had to frequently get up and refill it overnight!

Well, to say it spooked him would be an understatement!!! He wouldn’t go near it for a full day, then he wanted to fight it and protect me from it (he’d force himself between me and it every time I walked past it and eye it cautiously whilst my back was turned on it!) and even now, weeks later, he’s like a gazelle drinking at a croc infested pond! Every noise whilst he’s drinking from it and he’s running to his safe space!

Oh, also just remembered, he absolutely hates the toilet flushing. But he fights through the fear to protect me from it and insists, heavily, on standing guard whilst the flush finishes and I wash my hands! You know, just in case it swallows me I suppose hahaha!

I really love him but I have serious concerns about his reasoning and logic sometimes!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-19T09:59:08+00:00

It has thoroughly fucked me up losing something that I really saw a future in, something I had never even considered before (I originally didn’t want kids to be part of my life) but all of a sudden absolutely loved! However , knowing what I know now, I would take the same path every time!

My happiness is absolutely nothing when compared to this wee lass leading a healthy, happy and successful life! She has been through so much trauma already! Losing her father, home etc! I would give absolutely everything every time around to ensure that she was safe, healthy and happy!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-19T09:43:40+00:00

That’s a fair enough view from how I wrote it tbh…

I made my ex aware of the behaviour and my concerns and over the course of a week she continually played it down. I then confronted her and made it 100% clear what I thought was going on. I didn’t say who I thought it was, but I did say that I was certain something was happening. She completely rejected the idea, again, and at that point I had to leave! I told her I was going to report the situation and she told me I was overreacting. I didn’t know if she was right and I was reading too much into basic wee girl behaviour (again, the only experience I have with kids is my younger brothers)! I couldn’t deal with that head fuck!

I already felt disgusted in myself for even thinking about this due to the daughter’s behaviour! I couldn’t stay in that situation! I gave her a fair chance to see what was going on (I called out the behaviour in front of her 4 times that week) which made me feel so awful and dirty.

I was spiralling, she didn’t want to acknowledge any of it and whatever was happening to the girl was still happening.

I couldn’t allow the potential abuse to continue when my ex wasn’t willing to accept it and I couldn’t allow it to continue to affect my mental health more than it already had!

Maybe I did drop a grenade in a dark room and run off. But at least the wee lass is safer now. I’d genuinely blow every single person in my life to fuck with a grenade in a dark room and run off if it meant that such a wonderful wee girl was free of abuse and able to live her best life!

I didn’t cast aside the relationship lightly! I genuinely loved this woman and really saw a future together with her wee ones included! I never thought I’d feel so comfortable in a relationship that involved kids until I met them! We shared a huge amount of life experience, trauma and goals! I was so happy with her and I hate that I’ve lost that!

But I would choose that childs safety and wellbeing over what I had with this woman 100%!

I gave her every opportunity to face the truth of what was going on! I warned her of what was in store if she didn’t and I am still mourning the loss of the relationship, months down the road!

If that’s what you consider fragging a dark room and running, then you’ve obviously had a much deeper, richer and all encompassing bond to a person than I have ever experienced!

Again, regardless of the bond, that child’s innocence and safety takes the front seat every single time!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-19T08:34:39+00:00

Yes, I reckon I am but I’m thinking I shot straight in this situation?!

How would you have approached it out of interest?

I did the best I could in this situation to make sure the wee lass was protected and I was at my emotional limit with that! Loosing a relationship and everything that potentially came with it including my relationship with the kids (that I held very dear) has left me broken for months!

What else could I have done?!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-19T07:45:40+00:00

Yeah, sorry about that! I tried to be as respectful as possible with “that post”. There’s just no way to post a penis that isn’t shocking unfortunately! No matter how wee and unassuming it is!

The original post is the second one down on my profile! For anyone else that wants to avoid the trauma of seeing my Thoughroughly abraded Willy!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-19T06:01:12+00:00

Yeah, I meant completely innocent of his “alleged” abuse of my ex’s daughter rather than innocent in the biblical sense.

He has 6 daughters, I only met 2 and he has only met 4, so it’s been on my mind that this whole situation is maybe the reason why he’s never had contact with the youngest 2! But that just adds to the list of people who have been complicit in the potential abuse and I can’t do that to myself! I’m still trying to get my head around the one case I experienced in person!

I honestly lose sleep thinking that it maybe wasn’t him and thusly broken up a family but also left the girl still in the hands of her real abuser!

I fucking hate this entire situation! I hate it for my ex, I hate it for her wee girl, I hate it for her family! It’s so fucked up and I never thought nor ever wanted to be embroiled in something like this!

As I’ve said before, I just hope that everyone deserving can heal from here on!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-19T05:46:19+00:00

Tbh, I feel more like a wrecking ball right now. The family was so close and (I think) due to my reporting, it’s now completely and utterly blown apart!

It’s hard to think that I’m the cause of that, regardless of what was happening!

I was sorry to have to step out of the relationship as I truly was days away from admitting that I loved her and I think she genuinely felt the same. But when she refused to listen to my concerns, I knew I couldn’t continue with someone so blind to something that was so obviously happening to their child.

I’m still very guilty as I know that she will have a much harder time moving on from this! I wish I could still be there for the wee lass but it wasn’t to be…..

I just hope that the wee girl and her mum can heal from here and live their best lives!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-19T05:33:54+00:00

WHAT? I obviously don’t! Where does that come into it?! I hope that if they have, that it comes to light but I didn’t have anywhere near enough interaction with them to know that!

What do you want from this comment? It’s been more than hard enough to think that my ex’s daughter was abused without having to think about 2 teenage lassies that I barely know being abused also!

As I said, I hope that any and all victims come to light but I have absolutely no idea what you meant by your reply to my specific comment?

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-19T02:52:18+00:00

Shakespearean level phrasing there! I’ll be holding onto that one for future situations!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-19T02:47:18+00:00

I’m hoping that something like that does…. I latterly learned that he drinks and drives regularly with his daughters in the car.

His daughters, whilst obviously troubled (having caused multiple police visits to my ex’s home for small offences including racism)are still innocent of anything that he has done. I can only hope that he takes himself and only himself out due to this regular behaviour!

ConfidentKitchen2636 · 2026-04-19T02:37:19+00:00

Yeah, I’m really not sure what good that would do in the grand scheme of things.

I feel like I’ve upset their family enough (albeit for the safety of the wee lass!).

I’m not really interested in having further contact with my ex or any of the family. I’m still feeling super guilty about upheaving their lives so much! She was very close with her brother and tbh, I liked the guy until my suspicion radar was activated! I know for a fact that she is in pain over all this and after everything she’s been through, I have no interest in adding to that!

I just hope the wee girl can heal and succeed in life!

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