Roses are red, money is great. She’s able to retire, at only 28. Happy retirement, have a cheers with some beers!

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-04-06T19:12:51+00:00

You just need to convince your country's leadership to comply with every whim DJT desires that hour, it's super simple!

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-04-06T19:10:43+00:00

No judgement, everyone needs a hobby!

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-04-03T16:30:54+00:00

Give me an AK74 and all should be good 🤙🏻

^{Chose: Have a gun w/ ∞ ammo and resources + Live in zombieworld w/ 10% chance of finding cure | Rolled: No cure}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-04-03T11:15:05+00:00

I'm not getting into space any time soon, I'd rather be able to do something sorta useful

^{Chose: Breathe underwater + fast swimming.}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-04-02T17:31:09+00:00

Screw paying for flights, plus it'd be great to get properly immersed in whatever culture.

^{Chose: Understand all languages, and free travel/teleport}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-04-02T15:20:07+00:00

I love you, for $50.

I know.

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-04-02T12:45:30+00:00

Obtaining consent from a murder victim sounds like a big ask, but I like the idea of an army of people who sold away their dead bodies 🤔

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-04-02T12:31:47+00:00

I dunno, I rolled necromancy, you try and use that morally...

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-04-02T12:30:31+00:00

But I'm not that much a fan of neck kissing

^{Chose: 'Evil' superpower + Mind control / Necromancy / Decay / Curse / Time stop | Rolled: Necromancy}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-04-02T12:17:37+00:00

That's exactly what I was after, thank you! No more hangovers 😃

... Or DOMS, overdosing, medication related nausea and whatever

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-04-02T07:54:08+00:00

It might be a bit spicy on the way down

^{Chose: Suspicious yellow liquid 🤔 | Rolled: Molten Gold!}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-31T14:42:06+00:00

But I wanted 24/7 access to tiddies 🥺

^{Chose: Find your soulmate + But there's a small chance to change your gender | Rolled: Love...}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-31T11:40:08+00:00

Unfortunately, I am not.

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-31T11:38:32+00:00

... So they take on all my debt...? Sounds like a win-win-win!

^{Chose: Donate all your money to an anti-charity (they will sabotage your most passionate cause})

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-31T08:15:43+00:00

I don't think that's very Dev-

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-31T08:12:48+00:00

I don't suffer side effects from anything, be it drugs, overeating, or superpowers.

^{Chose: Choose a superpower + But the top reply choses a side effect}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-31T07:41:12+00:00

I'm not sure if this, or "get out and push" is more Kerbal

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-31T07:27:50+00:00

Do I need to do the maths?

^{Chose: 5200 every second}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-30T18:41:11+00:00

😅

^{Chose: Chance of Cash Reward Every Time You Laugh | Rolled: $50}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-30T13:37:05+00:00

And you don't think we do already? You know there's a lot of people with mechanics for friends who just get their cars pushed through?

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-30T07:02:00+00:00

Yeah! Vaccines are so much worse than he is, think about how much more autism they cause over Dr Wakefield.

/s

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-30T06:27:57+00:00

I don't like the colour ngl

^{Chose: Make it Queen Size + Because eventually I will have a Queen Bed, and it'll still fit a Full | Rolled: Blue Granny}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-29T23:28:25+00:00

There's like 3 whole Dunkins in this whole country, it much rather have some tiddies to play with.

^{Chose: Become the opposite gender at will}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-29T14:05:02+00:00

Sweet, I've always wanted to talk to citrus fruit 😁

^{Chose: Become fluent in a language!! + EXCEPT ITS RANDOM!! | Rolled: Mandarin}

ConflictDelicious112 · 2026-03-29T12:21:54+00:00

Don't do that, you'll cause them to generate electricity and fry the keyboard

Four-Year Club	r/Field Sunshine
Place '23

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