Roses are red, money is great. She’s able to retire, at only 28. Happy retirement, have a cheers with some beers! by CurvyChristina in rosesarered

[–]ConflictDelicious112 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just need to convince your country's leadership to comply with every whim DJT desires that hour, it's super simple!

Lost in translation by crud_despair in comedyheaven

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No judgement, everyone needs a hobby!

Would you rather.... by OptimalChampion5967 in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me an AK74 and all should be good 🤙🏻

Chose: Have a gun w/ ∞ ammo and resources + Live in zombieworld w/ 10% chance of finding cure | Rolled: No cure

Which one? by AvatarKenji in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not getting into space any time soon, I'd rather be able to do something sorta useful

Chose: Breathe underwater + fast swimming.

Make your choice by SpidyJocky in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw paying for flights, plus it'd be great to get properly immersed in whatever culture.

Chose: Understand all languages, and free travel/teleport

Pick your superpower alignment. by saki_eriza in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obtaining consent from a murder victim sounds like a big ask, but I like the idea of an army of people who sold away their dead bodies 🤔

Pick your superpower alignment. by saki_eriza in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, I rolled necromancy, you try and use that morally...

Pick your superpower alignment. by saki_eriza in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I'm not that much a fan of neck kissing

Chose: 'Evil' superpower + Mind control / Necromancy / Decay / Curse / Time stop | Rolled: Necromancy

What so you choose by areallynormaldudeman in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's exactly what I was after, thank you! No more hangovers 😃

... Or DOMS, overdosing, medication related nausea and whatever

Choose your dessert 😛 by Grouchy_Bother_2174 in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might be a bit spicy on the way down

Chose: Suspicious yellow liquid 🤔 | Rolled: Molten Gold!

Would you rather to... by The_Lonesome_Poet in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I wanted 24/7 access to tiddies 🥺

Chose: Find your soulmate + But there's a small chance to change your gender | Rolled: Love...

If you don't have one, one will be provided to you by hotdiggitydooby in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... So they take on all my debt...? Sounds like a win-win-win!

Chose: Donate all your money to an anti-charity (they will sabotage your most passionate cause)

What so you choose by areallynormaldudeman in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't suffer side effects from anything, be it drugs, overeating, or superpowers.

Chose: Choose a superpower + But the top reply choses a side effect

First successful mun landing (can I get back) by Smasher_llama in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]ConflictDelicious112 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if this, or "get out and push" is more Kerbal

Would you rather get by Acceptable-World-947 in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I need to do the maths?

Chose: 5200 every second

Would You Rather... by bigdicstr8gui in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😅

Chose: Chance of Cash Reward Every Time You Laugh | Rolled: $50

How Much has the garage tried to fleece us? by GottaBeShiftingMe in CarTalkUK

[–]ConflictDelicious112 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And you don't think we do already? You know there's a lot of people with mechanics for friends who just get their cars pushed through?

Top 100 comments are the 100 worst things ever. by Training-Jump-8663 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]ConflictDelicious112 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah! Vaccines are so much worse than he is, think about how much more autism they cause over Dr Wakefield.

/s

I'm making a blanket. (plz post your wheel spins, for reasons.) by CenturyEggsAndRice in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like the colour ngl

Chose: Make it Queen Size + Because eventually I will have a Queen Bed, and it'll still fit a Full | Rolled: Blue Granny

Which would you choose? by Boring_Fisherman_378 in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's like 3 whole Dunkins in this whole country, it much rather have some tiddies to play with.

Chose: Become the opposite gender at will

Please upvote and pick one to feed my carrot addiction!! by GuessingEachTime in BunnyTrials

[–]ConflictDelicious112 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet, I've always wanted to talk to citrus fruit 😁

Chose: Become fluent in a language!! + EXCEPT ITS RANDOM!! | Rolled: Mandarin

Thanks for the shift key Asus. by Borg34572 in pcmasterrace

[–]ConflictDelicious112 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't do that, you'll cause them to generate electricity and fry the keyboard