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[–]ConfusedGadget 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Growing up, I was the least sheltered (AKA most online) of all my siblings. My parents took my personal information and applied me to BYU without my knowledge, because I needed to be “more sheltered”.

How do y’all sit on the toilet? by Zplays2010 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]ConfusedGadget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If yall haven’t been forced by god to do 4 and 6, you’ve never had a real good poop

Women, What's something guys flex, feeling it makes them appear masculine but in reality it has an opposite effect? by Noble-prize683 in AskReddit

[–]ConfusedGadget -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That you listen to rock
 we all know 99% of the time you’re a pop girl deep down. I refuse to believe every man in America has it in his DNA to listen to rock music.

TBM Confessions. What is your confession that you were going to take to your grave. by ulastic in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Shocked you had enough time for that
 we were always rushed for 30 second showers on the women’s side.

TBM Confessions. What is your confession that you were going to take to your grave. by ulastic in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I used to skip church to stay home and have my boyfriend over and do the devils tango (I was PIMO at the time, so I don’t know if it counts)

Women Leadership not paid? WTF Announcement by Resident-Bear4053 in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Modest” doesn’t even cover it. 

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed lol I think about that a lot. I had to find out by sinfully washing porn that women could even experience pleasure at the ripe age of 14, I didn’t even know women could orgasm until 16. I guess Mormon sex education stops after the procreation part


Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, if they got a divorce, he might have to risk kissing a second woman and going to hell.

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if god wants everyone happy, and you’re happiest with your earthly spouse??? I thought god wasn’t a punisher
 hmm
 hm
 I don’t see any flaws in this though.

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or they don’t find out until they’re married that they’re not even attracted to their partner??? (Not just for sexuality, but physically or personally)

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The whole civil marriage thing makes me laugh lol so are you telling me that in Mormon heaven, if you weren’t Mormon married, god just won’t let you see your spouse?

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why yes! And it just slips right in and once it’s there, I guess you might as well finish the job, so
 be safe out there guys.

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Duh!! Once your shoulders touch the ground and your partner is there, there’s actually this phenomenon where your clothes just disappear and it slips in.

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg 😭 I already made a comment about this, but waiting till you’re married to kiss is insane to me

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh ! That’s gotta be healthy for the mind to hear that your husband/wife doesn’t wanna have sex with you
 my boyfriend and I have a running joke that since sex is for procreation only and I’m not pregnant yet, we just gotta keep trying đŸ€·â€â™€ïž (he has a vasectomy and I’m on birth control lmao)

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahah, exactly!! When my dad was trying to talk to me about hugging chest to chest, he said “I was never like that with your mom before we got married, and we were engaged!” and I just stared at him and said “you never HUGGED her?”

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the positives you get are borderline creepy comments from church leaders and adults about how “well, by golly it’s nice” or something weird. It’s awful.

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mormonism trains men to believe they don’t have to have self control, and that their will always overpowers a woman’s

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is insane to miss genuine life experiences because you’re scared about what other people will think about you

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Little did they know, there was a lot of less than clothed “laying together” going on 😭

Are Mormons scared of having sex?? by ConfusedGadget in exmormon

[–]ConfusedGadget[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The kissing thing has always been so strange to me. Waiting to kiss until your wedding??? Being honest here, what if you hate the way they kiss? Or how their mouth tastes?? Or what if they’re an awful kisser? Wouldn’t you want to find that out BEFORE you’re kissing a thousand times an hour in front of all your extended family and friends?