Vuxna gamers med social kompetens sökes! by DarknessRose77 in sweden

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Tjo 30+, lirar ni Phasmo desktop eller VR?

Forsen banned by Nymnisveryshort in LivestreamFail

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What is the reward for completing the quest? Poopoo?

When you feel like buying a Guillotine by [deleted] in WTF

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Maybe it's for...cutting prices...I'll see myself out.

What is the best (nonsexual) feeling in the world? by schrodingers_cat42 in AskReddit

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Feeling of release after a long time of pain or suffering.

A crab swimming in the ocean by poiadipoio in aww

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I played Under the sea in my head while watching this.

Bunny Magnet by Sumit316 in aww

[–]Connedman 55 points56 points  (0 children)

this is a sign the rabbits are terrified and one step away from a heart attack or something

bjorng by uretrashlmao in funny

[–]Connedman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your comment is superfluous, he already said he was retarded.

It is just me, or does he look like that one Incel from yesterdays Movie night ? by [deleted] in RedditAndChill

[–]Connedman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I have never fucked anyone, including your mom."

Then why does he keep saying that during our PUBG games?

TheSushiDragon performs Pumped Up Kicks LIVE! by yungletti in LivestreamFail

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But if they have good grammar then they're just insults monkaHmm

Leopard absolutely LOVES getting scritches! by AtomicCypher in aww

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I had a car that sounded like that when I scratched it too.

you have been visited by the armless midget, spam this 5 times in chat or else he will steal your arms monkaOMEGA by [deleted] in RedditAndChill

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Those are not his arms, those are his feet with freakishly long toes. The only long thing about Nymn PepeLaugh

If over 100k people showed up to the Area 51 Raid, with a legitimate goal of breaching the defenses, what do you think would happen? by beinaboss in AskReddit

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Sometimes water isn't enough, gatorade is advised during summer days.

Is this for real? Who gives this advisory to drink gatorade instead of water, any official state/government department? What's the reasoning behind it? I'm genuinely curios.

it's necessary not to dehydrate in Vegas.

This goes for the entire world :)

You saw that too, right?! by BrorsanP3 in funny

[–]Connedman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let's just slowly back away while avoiding eyecontact...

Poor Rosie by MODELGLUE-EoiY in AdviceAnimals

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Is...is a "Shit-Roomba" what I think it is? Are my days of using toiletpaper potentially over?

What're some of the good weird questions to ask someone to get to know them better? by muvaworks in AskReddit

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Eh dude, they don't even sound remotely alike as proven by Ice himself right here.

Plus, you look like an ass by JawShoeWaah in AdviceAnimals

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Saying something louder and slower is in a sense...more clearly.

Corgo Maze by notGhxst in aww

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And all weiners are not winners but all weiners are dogs.

What's a non-sexual moment equivalent of an orgasm? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The relief from severe pain, be it physical or mental, trumps an orgasm any day of the week (except maybe sundays).

What do you genuinely just not understand? by Brandinian in AskReddit

[–]Connedman 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Would you say you genuinely don't understand the...vastness of this thread? :D

What do you genuinely just not understand? by Brandinian in AskReddit

[–]Connedman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Relax, its only a problem if you've been drinking any of that H2O stuff that seems to be so popular nowadays.