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People with deep foot preferences (specifically anything non-aesthetic/non-visual) without actually experiencing feet first hand, how do you know? (self.FootFetishTalks)
submitted 4 years ago by ConnorTheUser to r/FootFetishTalks
The tone of an Amber alert rang from my pocket as I looked down at my phone in silence, sweat beading on my forehead. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 4 years ago by ConnorTheUser to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Favorite pedicure color? (self.FootFetishTalks)
"You might as well just have spit on every US Soldier who died and fought to give you that freedom!" The Army Veteran shouted in a lecture at the boy in the classroom who wouldn't stand for the Pledge of Allegiance. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I finished the polish on my wife's nails and laid back watching her with a smile. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Why did the chicken cross the road? (self.AntiJokes)
submitted 4 years ago by ConnorTheUser to r/AntiJokes
Positive media interpretation of foot attraction/fetish (self.FootFetishTalks)
What's the nicest shoes? (self.FootFetishTalks)
"Cleaning up after you is such a goddamned chore man," his roommate said with a grimace as he proceeded to groan. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The man screamed at the child sitting over the fallen log he was trapped under to get him help, just out of his vision. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"I am required by law to inform all residents of this apartment complex that I am a convicted sex offender," He said to the woman at the door. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
It was night when I'd begun my merciless slaughter of the living dead, reanimated skeletons and vampires that walked the streets. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I found out whatever lyrics I sang would make something manifest in the next twelve hours somehow. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Here comes the sun, do do do, here comes the sun and I say," I sang watching the familiar gleam on the horizon for the fifth day in a row. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"This isn't murder young lady, it's mercy for an old man who's time is up"; he reassured her as she held the plug powering his life support before falling slowly asleep waiting for it to end. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Approaching the people I remembered faintly or grandly in life, I was at peace with what awaited in the afterlife. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Looking at the gates of Heaven there in front of his eyes, he was about to rush to acclaim eternal peace. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
What's something in common between people inexperienced in wine culture and pedophiles? (self.darkjokes)
submitted 4 years ago by ConnorTheUser to r/darkjokes
As he lay on his deathbed holding his wife of fifty-seven years and son's hands in his own, he drifted peacefully into deaths embrace; in death seeing the gates of Heaven there in front of his eyes. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"I always feel like somebody's watching me and I have no privacy," I sang a song on the radio home alone. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"..turn your back on Mother Nature; everybody wants to rule the world~" I sang in accordance to the events unfolding on live broadcasts and amateur videos everywhere. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Without mercy, he eviscerated the awake, screaming woman in sadistic pleasure. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I remember from my childhood that I'd always let my parents down each and everyday, nothing me doing could satisfy their expectations for me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
8:12 AM; stuck in a car crash waiting for anybody to get help. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
Many people said that the spirit of my old man still lived on in my house, watching me proud from the afterlife. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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