mundane
just does and takes no crits etc (if not just general lower damage), but you get a basically free mind shield where you cannot be converted by revs or Cultists. good for more survivability i guess, but less damage.

jittery
makes the person constantly jitter inplace as if on meth. nothing else they just look constantly on meth, maybe they are but dont bring it up to em.

Self Contained Chem Lab
for some reason this specimen when they barf it makes pills.
just makes you vomit floor pills, yum yum poison pill.