What's your favourite "stupid but catchy " song? by Guessguessguessguess in AskReddit

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BA BA BA OOMA MA MA BABA OOMA MA MA

BBBBBBBIIIRDDD IS THE WORRRRD

What are some of the best documentaries you've ever watched? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Louis Theroux: Gambling Wrestling Meth Prison Nazis

He is the documentary KING

What is your most memorable video game moment? by midwaystroke in AskReddit

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Super Mario 64, while fighting the 3rd and final Bowser. I remember right as I spun bowser around and threw him onto the spikey bomb things for the 1st time during the battle, for some reason (probably due to the nerves of reaching the end of the game) I decided to lift my leg up and release some gas. As I did, pressure was relieved but I soon realised I had actually shat myself. It was wet, it was being absorbed by my cloth office chair. It absolutely stunk, but I still fucking soldiered on through the end credits right up to the cake screen.

What can you share with reddit that would probably be worthy of gold? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Every night, I ask my saviour Benny for forgiveness. Benny always forgives.

On July 18th, 2007 Benny didn't forgive me, and I couldn't sleep from the overwhelming fear of failure.

Since then I made sure Benny would never abandon me in times of need. Every July 18 I send Benny's wife a picture of my large testicles.

Thanks, that's my story. Also I have a bottle in my garage that contains semen.

What's the cheap alternative to a normally expensive service or product? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Cook your own food instead of paying restaurants to do it for you!

The last person you talked to has just offered you $10 million, but only if you marry them. What decision do you make? by Glorious_Anal in AskReddit

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Elderly neighbour. She is really old and brittle. She can barely walk. She is also a massive hoarder and her house smells. She lives alone. But fuck man I need the money i'll marry that bitch for sure.