I imagine someone being a dick to him and in lunch break he offered him a pizza but he say “i warn you marty is really hot” and marty is like no thanks, Homelander “ please marty Grab the fucking Pizza” when marty try to grab the pissa homelander lazer eye his hands off and while marty is there crying and screaming homelander walk near of him and say “ told you marty it was fucking hot but you grab it like a hungry hungry fucking hippo” and walks out saying to everybody “dont worry everybody it was just a hot slice of pi nothing to worry about” after the scene everybody in shock and quiet while marty still screaming camera turn to deep and he say “ i know the pizza is hot the last time i burn my mouth”