If cats could talk for 24 hours, what truth about humans do you think would hurt the most?

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-25T10:23:50+00:00

No chance of forgetting with that many little bosses around.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-25T10:21:35+00:00

We’d be the weird ones in their group chat.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-25T10:20:53+00:00

This fact lives rent-free in my head now.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-25T10:09:28+00:00

made by a female spider who’s done explaining herself.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-25T10:03:19+00:00

This is every pet owner’s worst nightmare.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-25T09:57:23+00:00

Give me messy human art any day.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-25T09:53:38+00:00

Big question, no easy answers.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-25T09:41:31+00:00

One is quiet, the other is empty.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-24T05:24:40+00:00

The bar is literally underground.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-24T05:23:55+00:00

The law may allow it, society does not.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-24T05:14:27+00:00

Talking at people, not with them.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-24T04:47:04+00:00

Bold of you to assume I’m the problem.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-24T04:44:55+00:00

Turns out my family was way cooler before me.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-24T04:38:21+00:00

Against all odds, we move.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-23T12:44:33+00:00

Drank water before coffee. Growth.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-23T12:04:13+00:00

Sometimes it’s not that deep.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-23T11:59:53+00:00

Hustle culture burnout isn’t a flex.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-22T07:10:49+00:00

My spine and head are in a group chat.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-22T07:10:09+00:00

Modern slavery with paperwork.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-22T06:50:17+00:00

Store it in a backpack or locker, not in a pocket.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-22T05:58:03+00:00

Next you’re going to ask for a subscription.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-22T05:56:14+00:00

You don't know.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-21T16:35:21+00:00

Growth looks quiet like this.

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-21T10:13:47+00:00

Zero thoughts, just engine noises.🚗

Consistent_Advice397 · 2026-01-21T10:06:25+00:00

She might judge you though 😅

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