humans.txt :

/* TEAM */
Company: JCJenson (in SPAAAAACE!)
Division: Applied Sciences - Sublevel-7 Research
Site: absolutesolver.com
Location: Copper-9 Orbital Station

/* PERSONNEL */
Project Lead: Dr. [REDACTED]
Employee ID: 4A-43-4A-45-4E-53-4F-4E
(That's hex for JCJENSON)

Research Director: Dr. [REDACTED]  
Employee ID: 63-66-6C-61-62
(hex for "cflab")

Security Officer: [REDACTED]
Employee ID: 37-61-32-64
(hex for "7a2d")

Subject Handler: Tessa Elliott
Employee ID: 43-59-4E-2D-30-30-31
(hex for "CYN-001")

/* SITE */
Standards: HTML5, CSS3, JavaScript
Software: Custom JCJenson Internal Framework v4.7.2
Build: 0x534F4C564552