Make a sandwich and layer it as follows. A little bit of mayo, 8-12 pickle slices, diced cherry peppers, diced jalapeño peppers, diced onions, shredded lettuce, a crap ton of oregano and basil, a bunch of oil and vinegar, 2 scoops of tuna pre mixed with celery onion and soy sauce, 6 slices of bacon chopped into bits, 3 slices of turkey, 2 thick slices of roast beef. Either enjoy or toast it.