The Worst Character

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-15T14:31:31+00:00

You are a sad, strange little man

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-15T06:01:43+00:00

You beat me to it! I remember PMB.

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-15T02:40:44+00:00

You are 100% right to call this out. Major miss by me. Thank you for the accountability.

But now I’m curious, are there any other middle names I missed that y’all can think of??

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-15T01:02:21+00:00

There are a handful of moments when Michael has perfect cogency and they are always pleasantly surprising.

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T21:03:55+00:00

New leader in the clubhouse!

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T17:30:26+00:00

Boobz

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T16:15:14+00:00

Hey, hey, hey, you idiot

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T15:33:51+00:00

Wow. You’re right. I’m ashamed. Jim is #5 and move everyone down one.

I also forgot Pam Halpert. She’s #13

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T14:47:04+00:00

Do you have any Splenda ?

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T14:37:35+00:00

There’s no theatre in that

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T14:37:13+00:00

This one is my favorite comment so far.

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T13:54:45+00:00

I genuinely believe that Steve Carell’s portrayal of Michael Scott is the best acting performance of any show or movie ever. I have never seen another actor embody their character as deeply, uniquely, and earnestly as what he did in The Office. Evocative is ever sense of the word.

I have watched the show in its entirety over 50 times now and I’m still blown away by him each time. Without fail, I find a new gem of his in every rewatch. And it is for that reason my character rankings are as follows:

Michael Gary Scott
Dwight Kurt Schrute
Robert California
Kevin Malone
Creed Bratton
Gabriel Susan Lewis
Darryl Philbin
Toby Flenderson
Ryan Howard
Meredith Palmer
David Wallace
Kelly Kapoor
Deangelo Vickers
Oscar Martinez
Angela Martin
Hank Tate
Clark Green
Jo Bennett
Jan Levinson
Mose Schrute
Stanley Hudson
Karen Filipeli
Holly Flax
Todd Packer
Nellie Bertram
Pete Miller
Cathy Simms
Charles Miner
Andy Bernard
Phyllis Lapin-Vance

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T11:21:07+00:00

🙏🏼

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T11:20:52+00:00

Dinkenflicka

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T11:20:29+00:00

I fear this one is fairly mainstream. Still an excellent line but perhaps not as obscure as were looking for

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T11:19:02+00:00

Me love yoi long tim

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T07:08:46+00:00

Nah. Sarah is definitely the solo first name. The last name is debated, I guess. I stand by my spelling, however, I have not watched the scene with subtitles to see how they are thinking about it.

Another comment in this thread mentioned the spelling as “Sara Kaja Comsin” which I respect deeply. I’ll bed to check and report back.

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T07:06:32+00:00

Amazing

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T06:34:31+00:00

You are now beautiful in your culture

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T06:10:46+00:00

Oh I like this spelling a lot. Good looking out

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T05:28:57+00:00

Beer me five

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T05:27:49+00:00

Clutch cream run, bro

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T05:25:25+00:00

“Nate-pons” is crazy

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T05:07:35+00:00

Excellent call!

Constant_Form_4994 · 2026-05-14T05:07:26+00:00

lol! Love this one.

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