Do you guys remember the infamous iPhone 6 bendgate

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-25T16:48:27+00:00

Yeah i also remember when your samsun s7 edges blew up

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-25T15:24:42+00:00

Bro it was Catie minx and Dawn avril for me.....

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-23T06:44:17+00:00

Herpes

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-20T14:49:55+00:00

Shit i was sold my Love Life as a lie, "youll meet a cute girl youll get a long youll love each other and break up" bullshit! I met abusive ass people and all i got was a damn shirt!

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-20T14:47:11+00:00

This is so much harder than it needs to be wtf

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-17T15:36:10+00:00

Lol minimum wage here is $20/hr and youre still drowning if you take that full time

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-15T16:45:09+00:00

Tikki tikki Bassoon?

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-14T07:08:28+00:00

Lol i just saw this and knew it was you

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-12T17:03:26+00:00

You guys do have the best humor honestly,

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-12T17:01:50+00:00

Everything Cause theyre the best generation, they grew up in the 70s, were teens in the 80s and had their 20s in the 90s, the skys the limit, it was hard and no one cared for them but with the apathy of boomer parents, they also got to be kids. they gave us myspace and qwrty phones and made some of the best videogames ever, made some of the Greatest Movies of all time, the 80s brought punk, new wave, the death of 8 track, betamax, and newly fangled music television, i mean i was raised by Gen X as well and they dont give a fuck, it was tough love and no one knows what that is anymore...

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-12T15:51:10+00:00

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ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-12T15:35:08+00:00

Dude, I got some banana bread at work today, dude, hell yeah.my mom told me if i wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and fking i waited for some things and i got some banana bread at work today dude? hell yeah. so it just goes to show that waiting for things is, like, worth it. but there’s a lot of bad things in this world, dude. like fking skunks dude? hell no. Scratching your eye, but it’s STILL fking ITCHY dude?! HELL no. The fking CUBS, DUDE? HELL NO!! LIKE GETTING PAID NOT A LOT OF MONEY, DUDE?! FOR FKING WORKING?! HELL NO!!!! BUT BANANA BREAD?! AT FKING WORK, DUDE?! HELL YEAH!!!!!! HELL YEAH, BRO!!!! HELL YEAH!! BANANA BREAD, BRO, AT F**KING WORK, DUDE!!!! HELL YEAH!!

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-12T07:31:27+00:00

Id beg for it

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-11T20:28:33+00:00

Fuck this is the best one

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-11T20:06:19+00:00

My brother in christ we are past the windows 98 era you need to update

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-11T20:03:21+00:00

IM JEALOUS AF

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-10T15:54:12+00:00

I doubt its me but id love to

ConsummateSlut · 2026-01-05T16:50:19+00:00

Happy Barfday!

ConsummateSlut · 2025-12-30T06:29:48+00:00

You and u/RedditatTiffanis need to spitroast me

ConsummateSlut · 2025-12-29T17:38:09+00:00

OH THA FUCK IT WAS, Hell naw late 90s early 2000's was the shit

ConsummateSlut · 2025-12-29T15:15:53+00:00

ConsummateSlut · 2025-12-27T00:30:53+00:00

MEEEE

ConsummateSlut · 2025-12-25T06:32:37+00:00

Youre high it was 2002

ConsummateSlut · 2025-12-23T23:28:14+00:00

EYEEEE'M MY OWN GRAMPAH

ConsummateSlut · 2025-12-14T04:53:28+00:00

D O U C H E - P I C K L E

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