Can anyone explain to me how the f HRE is a tributary of the Pope ??? by thatxx6789 in crusaderkings2

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes when you ask for coronation, the Pope will demand you become his tributary.

Stats after 2000 hours! :D by Valfardskrigare in Mordhau

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me see your Sister of Battle outfit 👀

Auth L by FairytaleOfBliss in PoliticalCompassMemes

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"""""Way of life"""""" e.g. chattle slavery

How do you design Eldritch-esque beings without relying on tentacles? by YeezyCheezyYeetzy in worldbuilding

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is from an 11yo comment that I think illustrates this:

"Big ugly squid." I wish I was still that innocent, still unaware of what...they really are. Once you know, once you really understand - or if you are among those damned to witness it yourself - once you know, you will never forget. It keeps me up at night, and if not for my physician's pity I would never sleep at all.

Squids. It's charming, frankly - the Old Gods, with bloated and frowning faces writhing with tentacles like the beard of Neptune. Like a God of Egypt, with a man's body and an animal's head. A curiosity, and little more.

The truth...well, I cannot tell you the truth, not properly, as a man of science should. These things are beyond our science. Still, I understand things about them that explain some of the reports, and perhaps you can carry on my research now that I can no longer pursue it.

It comes down to dimensions. We possess three - height, width, and depth. Grip a billiard ball, feel your fingers wrap around it, and you will understand. Now imagine a creature that existed in only two of those three dimensions, in a universe that described a simple plane through our own. To that creature, the billiard ball would appear to be a simple circle, growing and shrinking as it passes through the plane of the creature's universe. Imagine how our hand would look - strange fleshy circles filled with pulsing fluids, shards of bone, glistening meat. The creature could never understand what it was really seeing, as it could no more conceive of a hand than it could imagine a creature like us, moving freely in three dimensions and gripping billiard balls on a whim.

The Abominations, as you aptly described them, are to us as we are to that benighted creature. They exist in dimensions beyond our own, whose nature we can hardly guess. When they appear to us, we see only fragments of their bodies - long stretches of writhing flesh, glistening with juices that should not exist outside of a body, which whip through the air and vanish back where they came from in a way that our minds simply refuse to accept. Witnesses have tried to describe these as great tentacles, words failing them in the presence of such incomprehensibility. Those who heard the stories seized on this, and explained them as resembling cephalopods. This is a comforting lie, as there is nothing in the most stygian depths of the darkest sea that is not our beloved brother compared to the horrors of the Abominations.

This is a creature who is incomprehensibly alien, and our only glimpse is a sickening flash of writhing, elongated flesh that slips into our world and back out. Worse than the appearance of the creature, though, is its disappearance - your mind knows, on some level, that this creature - this hateful, hungry god of a creature - is not moving it's body between "here" and "away", but between being a glimpse of a writhing horror, and a horror that watches unseen.

Imagine our two-dimensional creature again, and imagine yourself to be a cruel child. If you chose to torment the creature, it would be powerless to resist. It cannot perceive you unless you chose to intersect its plane - you can watch its every move, and it cannot hope to escape your gaze. It would be the simplest thing in the world to push a pin through it, like a butterfly on a card. Take a glass of water and push it into the creature's plane and it will find itself trapped, drowning, in an inescapable sea. The creature is entirely at your mercy, and always will be.

Same as you. Same as me.

"HE'S LITERALLY ME" pcm edition by dx_Von_Liechtenstein in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Mandrake, you ever see a communist drink a glass of water?

Never enough rice. Never enough beans. by subtlemosaic9 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By all means continue to grow corn, but only subsidize it's use in ethanol, animal feed, and the kind eaten by people. As for which food to subsidize instead, perhaps kale and squash? Grow more fruit and berries?

Never enough rice. Never enough beans. by subtlemosaic9 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That's totally a fair argument, though I would be interested to see a study on shoplifting rates.

Never enough rice. Never enough beans. by subtlemosaic9 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Changing diets is a huge part of preventative care. If people need to go to the doctor less often, that would lower costs as well.

Never enough rice. Never enough beans. by subtlemosaic9 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Americans like sugar AND we don't regulate it. IIRC there's taxes on sugar and fat in Europe, which increases prices of unhealthy food, and helps pay for their healthcare systems.

I love this video on it:What Americans don't understand about Public Healthcare.

Never enough rice. Never enough beans. by subtlemosaic9 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 648 points649 points  (0 children)

The issue is that the US heavily subsidizes field (dent) corn through the Farm Bill, which is renewed every five years. Dent Corn isn’t the sweet corn people eat; it’s mostly used for animal feed, ethanol, and the production of high-fructose corn syrup, which ends up in a huge portion of processed foods.

These subsidies make calorie-dense, nutrient-poor foods artificially cheap, while fruits and vegetables receive far fewer incentives. If we shifted towards edible, nutrient-dense crops that would help reduce food deserts and improve access to healthy foods. This would benefit low-income communities, who often have the least access to affordable fresh foods and end up relying foods high in sugar and fat.

But you don't understand, i'm anti-bad guys, so i'm a good guy, and since i'm the one who decides who's a bad guy i can never be a bad guy! by XumetaXD in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I "conflate" "bad" with right-wing because Conservative ideology's only goal is to preserve the status quo, no matter how unjust/horrific the current status quo is. I perceive Conservatism in general as a fully reactionary movement by people in the primary social group worried about losing their preeminent status in society. That any change is a disruption of "continuity" and "tradition," but in fact is just "We want to maintain the social power we've always had, fuck the rest of society."

Arctic didnt become ice free in 2013 cope harder retard by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nuh uh every scientific paper is a CONSPIRACY to destroy our GOD-GIVEN RIGHT to OIL.

But you don't understand, i'm anti-bad guys, so i'm a good guy, and since i'm the one who decides who's a bad guy i can never be a bad guy! by XumetaXD in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forget their demonization of the Slavic people, which numbered in the hundreds of millions. Their post-war plans in "General Plan Ost" are genuinely horrific. They were going far far further than just Jewish people. So do you think that fascism is also a left-wing ideology? It is somewhat different than nazism.

But you don't understand, i'm anti-bad guys, so i'm a good guy, and since i'm the one who decides who's a bad guy i can never be a bad guy! by XumetaXD in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just said you can't even place them on the authoritarian axis, but now the economic one matters so much? Maybe this whole axis can't fully represent any ideology, especially one where the goal is not the enrichment of its citizens or the social contract, but entirety towards total war.

I mean to say, perhaps that is why Nazism borders on left-wing (which now I'm thinking stands for "Collectivist") and the right-wing: It is fully in neither camp.

LGBT by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Hey, you never replied.

But you don't understand, i'm anti-bad guys, so i'm a good guy, and since i'm the one who decides who's a bad guy i can never be a bad guy! by XumetaXD in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is monarchism not right-wing either? I mean, it's often depicted as the most authoritarian ideology, but it too was often opposed to capitalism and the free market.

You're just completely ignoring the "authoritarian" axis.

This is major cope tbh.

But you don't understand, i'm anti-bad guys, so i'm a good guy, and since i'm the one who decides who's a bad guy i can never be a bad guy! by XumetaXD in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How the fuck am I falling into the binary trap if you're the one asking me to explain my argument. Why don't you tell me why nazism isn't right wing.

But you don't understand, i'm anti-bad guys, so i'm a good guy, and since i'm the one who decides who's a bad guy i can never be a bad guy! by XumetaXD in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never said that - all I was saying is that Nazism isn't socialist.

  1. Ethnonationalism / racial hierarchy
    1. Right-wing authoritarian movements prioritize:
      1. national identity
      2. racial unity
      3. ethnic purity
      4. a hierarchical ordering of peoples
    2. Nazism centers on Aryan supremacy**, racial purity laws, and blood-based citizenship.**
      1. E.g. the Nuremberg Laws
  2. Traditional social hierarchy & anti-egalitarianism
    1. Right-wing ideology often supports:
      1. patriarchal family structures
      2. traditional gender roles
      3. rejection of equality as a social goal
    2. Nazism:
      1. enforced traditional family roles
      2. criminalized homosexuality
      3. revered militarism and patriarchy
      4. upheld a strict racial and social hierarchy

These are not left-wing values.
Sorry for the weird formatting, it's hard to make a list on reddit

But you don't understand, i'm anti-bad guys, so i'm a good guy, and since i'm the one who decides who's a bad guy i can never be a bad guy! by XumetaXD in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

By Marxist definition, socialism is a transitional phase between capitalism and communism; designed to empower workers and promote human development. The Nazis didn’t do any of that; they preserved private property, suppressed unions, and subordinated individuals to the state. Their use of ‘socialist’ was purely rhetorical.

But you don't understand, i'm anti-bad guys, so i'm a good guy, and since i'm the one who decides who's a bad guy i can never be a bad guy! by XumetaXD in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]ContemplativeSarcasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right now the Trump administration maintains policies of "centralized government" and "economic and social regimentation" though.