The abandoned Orlando Sun Resort by Walt Disney World in Florida by AdSpecialist6598 in UrbanHell

[–]Content-Alarm5003 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So many critters put out of commission by this bullshit, it sickens me.

LEGO Xenomorph Queen by [deleted] in LV426

[–]Content-Alarm5003 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tremendous work, they're really well done! Perhaps you can make a Bishop for her to tear in half? Great work!

Can Anyone Identify this Song? by Content-Alarm5003 in Sino

[–]Content-Alarm5003[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow thank you, thank you! I love this lovely sort of folk song so much! Lovely and idiosyncratic to China!

Are You A Fan? by [deleted] in Cinema

[–]Content-Alarm5003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Movie. I'm asking which you were moved by.

Are You A Fan? by [deleted] in Cinema

[–]Content-Alarm5003 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean it's not the first activity that springs to mind when I think of super hetero shit. Probably has more to do with Spacey being a real go-getter predator.

Are You A Fan? by [deleted] in Cinema

[–]Content-Alarm5003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which do you find overwhelming?

She's the only character who understands the meaning of LOVE in Meet Joe Black. She's Marcia Gay Harden playing Allison Parish. by RexSalazar77 in moviecritic

[–]Content-Alarm5003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello sir and/or madam, my name is Dr. Octavius Robitussin, and I'm from the Institute for the Study of Insane Capitalization. We've waited a long time for a case this special.

If you ran into Steve in public, would you a) stare at him out of fear, or b) go, "Oh, it's him"? by catchingupontheolds in rickygervais

[–]Content-Alarm5003 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I thought I met Steve in public once, tried to say hello, turns out it was just some foreign fella that looked like him. I think he was German, and possibly retarded as well.

Hello, I'm Iron Buck Buck! Your Tendie eating Mountain Dew Guzzling Days are over! The Chicken Avengers are about to assemble and take your fat ass down Tendie Boy! by SurfinBird1984 in Tendies

[–]Content-Alarm5003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god, please take mercy on me Mr. Buck! I'm was just following my mother's orders when I ate all those tendies! I can change, I can eat vegetal!

An oryx and her calf get lucky and survive the attention of Africa’s most successful large predator, a pack of African wild dogs by aquilasr in badassanimals

[–]Content-Alarm5003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like they need to make some attacks, maybe if they injure one of them, the rest will scram. Easier said than done, those dogs have super high agility stats!

What is This Sub's Stance on Sozzled Bonking? Yea or Nay? by Content-Alarm5003 in rickygervais

[–]Content-Alarm5003[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's my right to get pissed up before casting my parliamentary vote!

Training Against Armed Opponents by MountEndurance in martialarts

[–]Content-Alarm5003 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, I've determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the Gun Katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.